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PSA: Red Cross trainers have no sense of humor.

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PSA: Red Cross trainers have no sense of humor.
« on: January 13, 2010, 03:56:49 PM »
Ok.  Had the yearly company training for first aid, CPR, and AED this morning.  Things not to do.

1) Keep the Peter Griffin laughing to a minimum every time the words exchange, bodily, and fluids comes up.

2) The trainers don't seem to appreciate comments concerning their manikins and how much more voluntary participation they would get if they purchased some like I had seen online in just the last day or two.

3) They do not appreciate farm animal sounds while performing abdominal thrusts during the choking victim portion of the training.

4)  They do not appreciate the comment that we do not need AED's (we have three of them on site) because we have 220-440 and two live leads.

I'm here to push the envelope for the rest of you.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: PSA: Red Cross trainers have no sense of humor.
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2010, 04:25:58 PM »
Ok.  Had the yearly company training for first aid, CPR, and AED this morning.  Things not to do.

1) Keep the Peter Griffin laughing to a minimum every time the words exchange, bodily, and fluids comes up.

2) The trainers don't seem to appreciate comments concerning their manikins and how much more voluntary participation they would get if they purchased some like I had seen online in just the last day or two.

3) They do not appreciate farm animal sounds while performing abdominal thrusts during the choking victim portion of the training.

4)  They do not appreciate the comment that we do not need AED's (we have three of them on site) because we have 220-440 and two live leads.

I'm here to push the envelope for the rest of you.

Well done, sir!  Well done!
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