Just because...

[Tiger Wench]

There was a family of three moles. They lived outside a human home. The family in the house was making breakfast.

The father mole stuck his head outside of the hole and said, “I smell bacon and eggs.”

The mother stuck her head out the hole and said, “I smell sausage and french toast.”

The baby mole, not able to get his head through, said “I smell molasses.”

[ggraf71]

I see what you did there.

[Townhallsavoy]

[CCTAU]

Moral of the story. Show them your molass. Get there first.

[Ranger12]

Yeah, I had to read that one a few times to get the punchline. Going to have to tell that one to my blonde wife and see if her head explodes trying to figure it out.