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« on: November 02, 2009, 03:46:40 PM »
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Man Accidentally Pulls Eject Lever While Flying in Jet

Monday, November 02, 2009

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A passenger enjoying a civilian joyride accidentally cut the trip short when he ejected himself from the plane after grabbing the eject lever while trying to brace himself.

The passenger, who was flying in a Pilatus PC-7 Mk II with an air force pilot friend, The Daily Mail reported.

He was instantly blasted 320-feet into the sky by the rocket-powered chair, before floating to the ground with an automatic parachute, the paper reported.

Air Force officers quickly deployed a helicopter to retrieve the passenger after his fall 80 miles south of Cape Town, South Africa.

The pilot of the craft, Captain Gerhard Lourens, is a long-time member of the Silver Falcons air force air display team, according to The Daily Mail.

Damn. Take friend up in a jet and it costs the government how much money?
« Last Edit: November 03, 2009, 09:46:22 AM by CCTAU »
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