Couple breaks in new cowboy stadium

[dallaswareagle]

http://deadspin.com/5370499/couple-christens-dallas-cowboys-stadiums-new-bathroom-stalls

    

[Buzz Killington]

  Irvin on Irvin...

[Townhallsavoy]

 

[Tiger Wench]

Dullass fans - the NFL equivalent of bammers...

[Snaggletiger]

Dullass fans - the NFL equivalent of bammers...

Oh stop, so you're saying two people, who obviously wanted to be the first to "Christen" the Billion Dollar stadium are Dull and Bammerish?  I disagree.  I would love to have the honors.

[Tiger Wench]

Oh stop, so you're saying two people, who obviously wanted to be the first to "Christen" the Billion Dollar stadium are Dull and Bammerish?  I disagree.  I would love to have the honors.

On a bathroom floor.  Seriously.   

I don't give a damn that it is a gajillion dollar stadium.  I wouldn't give a damn if it was Martha Stewart's bathroom and the floors were so clean you could eat off of them.  Sex on a bathroom floor??? And he wasn't even gentleman enough to let her be on top off the cold hard floor.

Trash.  Just trash, plain and simple. 

Now a coat closet?  Maybe...

[Snaggletiger]

On a bathroom floor.  Seriously.   

I don't give a damn that it is a gajillion dollar stadium.  I wouldn't give a damn if it was Martha Stewart's bathroom and the floors were so clean you could eat off of them.  Sex on a bathroom floor??? And he wasn't even gentleman enough to let her be on top off the cold hard floor.

Trash.  Just trash, plain and simple. 

Now a coat closet?  Maybe...

Looked like she was sitting up and he was on his knees from the pic.  Just sayin'. Sometimes you gotta' DWWD.

[Tiger Wench]

Looked like she was sitting up and he was on his knees from the pic.  Just sayin'. Sometimes you gotta' DWWD.

Bottom line (haha) - her nasty nekkid ass was the one on the nasty cold floor...

But that is the least of her worries...