And You Called This Because.....?

[Godfather]

Now, I may be waaaay off base here, but wouldn't their time be better spent on practicing kickoff coverage than on fake punts? 

How about catching a punt?

[Buzz Killington]

Can Gus coach the special teams as well?

His alarm clock could do better than Boulware has done to date.

[ibelonginprison]

It's only sad because I could do better.

"OK... you, fast guy.  Catch the ball, run the other way. You drop it, no brownies after the game.  Got that, only brownies for winners."
"You, big guy. Block... try not to rip their jersey's off, and if they aren't FACING you, don't push them down then fall on them.  Got that?"

"Got it coach Prison!"

"OK, now go out, and don't fuck up."

[Snaggletiger]

It's only sad because I could do better.

"OK... you, fast guy.  Catch the ball, run the other way. You drop it, no brownies after the game.  Got that, only brownies for winners."
"You, big guy. Block... try not to rip their jersey's off, and if they aren't FACING you, don't push them down then fall on them.  Got that?"

"Got it coach Prison!"

"OK, now go out, and don't fuck up."

Seems simple enough to me.