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Quiet room. Plastic cup. Men's mag. Easy money?

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Quiet room. Plastic cup. Men's mag. Easy money?
« on: October 05, 2009, 02:39:12 PM »
SO this may have been you before. You think, "Hey. I'll donate for a few extra bucks. Why not help out a crazy-assed woman who can't keep a man have a kid. Who'll know?"

Well. It may be that soon, you will not be anonymous any longer.

Like your daddy always told you, "You can't make a living off of jerking off and not eventually pay for it." (well  he coulda said that.)

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Woman Sues Sperm Bank to Find Identity of Children's Father, Claims 'Fatal Health Issues' at Stake

Monday, October 05, 2009

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A Massachusetts mother of twin girls is suing to learn the identity of her sperm donor, claiming her children have “potentially fatal health issues,” the Boston Herald reported.

“I would like the Massachusetts court to recognize that donor-conceived children are as much real people with the same fundamental needs as any other children, and that their interests should be regarded as just as important,” the woman called Jane Doe said in the statement.

Doe, 35, said she was artificially inseminated with the sperm of a medical student named "D237" in 2000.

She got the sperm from the New England Cryogenic Center in Newton, Mass., and she said she was assured her children would have contact with the donor – a prerequisite she had when choosing which sperm bank she used.

Doe, while suffering from depression, briefly placed the twins with a foster family that was “capable of addressing their medical needs,” she told the newspaper.

But state law does not classify a sperm donor’s duties, and the sperm bank’s lawyer said that D237 never agreed to be recognized.

A family court denied Doe’s first request, so she turned to the Appellate Court. The appellate justices said they first would like to confirm D237’s paternity to see if the children inherited a growth disorder (among other health problems) from him.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,560203,00.html


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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Quiet room. Plastic cup. Men's mag. Easy money?
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2009, 04:02:56 PM »
I wonder if any of these ladies ever say, nah, I don't want the sperm from a med student or a doctor.  I want the sperm from a pizza delivery boy.  Sure are a lot of med students, doctors, lawyers, etc. donating sperm too.  Must be a perc or something.
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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2009, 04:22:38 PM »
I wonder if any of these ladies ever say, nah, I don't want the sperm from a med student or a doctor.  I want the sperm from a pizza delivery boy.  Sure are a lot of med students, doctors, lawyers, etc. donating sperm too.  Must be a perc or something.

I'm sure they confirm the information before listing it on the product???????

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So Mr. Axiom. You are an outer space photographer? And it says here you get to go along to the space station just to take photographs. I'm sure many women will love the adventurous spirit you can offer. Just bring this cup back when you are finished.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.