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God Bless America

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God Bless America
« on: August 27, 2009, 10:16:02 AM »






Of course, this has sparked hippies to freak out about how irresponsible Americans are to their health.

Fuck you, eat your salad and shut up.

I don't understand the outrage. It would be perfectly acceptable to eat two thin chicken breasts separately with a slice of cheese and a strip of bacon on top of each. Stack them on top of each other and call it a sandwich and HOLY FUCKING SHIT OUR HEALTHCARE'S GONNA COLLAPSE BECAUSE OF STUFF LIKE THIS!!!

In fact, it's definitely healthier than eating two sandwiches. Lower carbs.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2009, 10:20:59 AM by AUChizad »
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2009, 10:24:53 AM »
Needs to be smothered in gravy.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2009, 10:27:54 AM »
Needs to be smothered in gravy.
and then chili
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2009, 10:30:58 AM »
and then chili
And then wrapped in a pizza.
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2009, 10:33:49 AM »
And then wrapped in a pizza.
covered in nacho cheese and jalapenos
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2009, 10:33:56 AM »
Can we get this smothered, covered, chunked, diced, bitch slapped and pistol whipped??
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2009, 10:39:04 AM »
Compared to the Luther Burger, this is a fucking low-cal sissy meal.
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2009, 10:46:17 AM »
Man vs. Food
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2009, 10:50:10 AM »
covered in nacho cheese and jalapenos
and then deep fried and covered in hot fudge and powdered sugar
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2009, 10:57:26 AM »
Don't forget sprinkled with crack.
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2009, 11:05:45 AM »
and then deep fried and covered in hot fudge and powdered sugar
Then were gonna take that and wrap it in a burrito shell, add some sour cream and guacamoleeee
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2009, 11:22:19 AM »
Then were gonna take that and wrap it in a burrito shell, add some sour cream and guacamoleeee

Wok-A-Molaaaaa?
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2009, 11:35:01 AM »
The Ladies Version should involve a thick coating of chocolate fudge and caramel.
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2009, 11:40:05 AM »
Compared to the Luther Burger, this is a fucking low-cal sissy meal.

Beat me to it.

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Possibly the worlds unhealthiest burger, the Luther Burger contains more than 1000 calories and typically has over 45 grams of fat per portion.
http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/doughnut_luther_burger.html







The Ladies Version should involve a thick coating of chocolate fudge and caramel.

How about this?



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If you’re giving chocolates to that special somebody in your life then why not give them a Chocolate Burger? Available from Creative Chocolates Of Vermont, the chocolate creation is made purely from chocolate with a hint of peanut butter.

Its completely life size too, measuring 4 inches across and 2 inches tall. Its an ideal way for vegetarians to get their cheeseburger fix or for people to disguise their chocolate addiction.

Made up of a milk chocolate hamburger patty, peanut butter and milk chocolate buns and even soft green lettuce, soft yellow cheese and last but not least, ketchup.

The soft lettuce, cheese and ketchup is made using the company’s own special secret chocolate recipe; the same secret is used to make a chocolate TV dinner.

Weighing in at over 1 pound, the chocolate burger probably has more calories than most real burgers. You could save on the calories by skipping desert
http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/chocolate-cheeseburger.html


Damn...I'm really hungry all of a sudden.
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2009, 12:39:28 PM »
You want me to Dimpa size that for you?
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2009, 03:15:25 PM »
and then batter it with tempura batter and deep fry it.
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2009, 03:50:49 PM »
and then batter it with tempura batter and deep fry it.
And then just fry it again as a joke.
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Re: God Bless America
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2009, 08:27:34 PM »
As a joke my ass. I think that the perfecting of double frying technology should win a Nobel or something.
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