Now This Is A Little Bigger

[Godfather]

In high school, every time I scored a touchdown, the fans would chant, "Mr. Ed...Mr. Ed".  I wasn't sure what that was about.  But now....

(Okay fine, I'm dreaming on both parts)

I heard it was because you liked carrots up the ass.

[Snaggletiger]

I heard it was because you liked carrots up the ass.

Carrots... ...you so funny.  As if I'd stick a carrot up my ass.  Really.

Those things will turn your ass cheeks orange in a heartbeat.

[wesfau2]

Nothing beats Sani's setup, I'm tellin you he's like the rainman of sneaking in booze.

The first game I attended with Howard was epic. He snuck in two gallon-sized ziplocs full of bourbon. As soon as we were through the gate he pulled them out of his pants, nodded to the state troopers on the ramp and made his way to our seats.

[Snaggletiger]

The first game I attended with Howard was epic. He snuck in two gallon-sized ziplocs full of bourbon. As soon as we were through the gate he pulled them out of his pants, nodded to the state troopers on the ramp and made his way to our seats.

Me and ziplocked bourbon never jeehawed.  Last time was at the Auburn/Ole Piss game, just as I sat down, the bag dropped and burst open.  Hot sunny day.  The people around me were pleased..including Benji Roland, who was sitting right in front of me.

Oh, hey Mr. Roland.  Uumm, wow, it smells like some asshole spilled a bottle of bourbon somewhere close to here.  Whew, that sure is strong.  So, how's the game?  How's the family?  Well. gotta' go. 

[Godfather]

Me and ziplocked bourbon never jeehawed.  Last time was at the Auburn/Ole Piss game, just as I sat down, the bag dropped and burst open.  Hot sunny day.  The people around me were pleased..including Benji Roland, who was sitting right in front of me.

Oh, hey Mr. Roland.  Uumm, wow, it smells like some asshole spilled a bottle of bourbon somewhere close to here.  Whew, that sure is strong.  So, how's the game?  How's the family?  Well. gotta' go. 

Everyone knows you always double bag....amateur.

[Godfather]

The first game I attended with Howard was epic. He snuck in two gallon-sized ziplocs full of bourbon. As soon as we were through the gate he pulled them out of his pants, nodded to the state troopers on the ramp and made his way to our seats.

Have you not seen his latest contraption?

[boartitz]

Have you not seen his latest contraption?

Binocular flasks work pretty good. Get the 10x50 size.

[Hogwally]

Have you not seen his latest contraption?

     I heard about the new modified seat cushion.  Howard went with me and some other friends to the SECCG in '06 (I hate Percy Harvin), and he had three rows of folks drunk off the ziploc bags.

[Greaseyweasel]

one of these strapped to your back under your shirt/jacket .....

[Saniflush]

     I heard about the new modified seat cushion.  Howard went with me and some other friends to the SECCG in '06 (I hate Percy Harvin), and he had three rows of folks drunk off the ziploc bags.

Very seldom in the history of the world has a little reconnaissance not paid immense dividends.  Knowledge is power.

EDIT
http://www.papabert.com/

[Godfather]

Very seldom in the history of the world has a little reconnaissance not paid immense dividends.  Knowledge is power.


www.thisnext.com/item/.../Papa-Berts-World-Famous

You sux at teh ebays

[Saniflush]

You sux at teh ebays

I done fixt dat bitch now.

[Godfather]

Very seldom in the history of the world has a little reconnaissance not paid immense dividends.  Knowledge is power.

EDIT
http://www.papabert.com/

Let me tell y'all something to, he looks great in the wine rack.

[Saniflush]

Let me tell y'all something to, he looks great in the wine rack.

It's best when used with a lactating woman.  Brad you gonna hook a brotha up?