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« on: October 02, 2009, 10:46:41 AM »
I am through my fourth screwdriver and about to get into the hottub here at Pigeon Forge.

I may need a liver transplant.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2009, 11:24:39 AM »
No tickets.  Fuck.

I'll be in the Ham...getting Hammered.
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2009, 11:25:45 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 02, 2009, 10:46:41 AM
I am through my fourth screwdriver and about to get into the hottub here at Pigeon Forge.

I may need a liver transplant.
I hate you.
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2009, 11:57:55 AM »
Good man, Saniflush.

While you are partying it up in Knoxville tomorrow, I will be celebrating mah boy's one year birthday at a park.
I know, try to hide your jealousy.
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2009, 12:15:51 PM »
Quote from: Thrilla on October 02, 2009, 11:57:55 AM
Good man, Saniflush.

While you are partying it up in Knoxville tomorrow, I will be celebrating mah boy's one year birthday at a park.
I know, try to hide your jealousy.

Happy Birthday to your son!

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Re: PHUC YALL
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2009, 12:20:01 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 02, 2009, 10:46:41 AM
I am through my fourth screwdriver and about to get into the hottub here at Pigeon Forge.

I may need a liver transplant.


Oh yeah, well I am......uh......fuck it, I got nothing. 

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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2009, 12:21:46 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on October 02, 2009, 12:15:51 PM
Happy Birthday to your son!



Thrilla, Happy birthday to the little man! 
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Re: PHUC YALL
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2009, 12:27:43 PM »
Quote from: Thrilla on October 02, 2009, 11:57:55 AM
Good man, Saniflush.

While you are partying it up in Knoxville tomorrow, I will be celebrating mah boy's one year birthday at a park.
I know, try to hide your jealousy.

Happy Birthday to the little Thrilla.
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2009, 12:28:58 PM »
Screw drivers and hot tubs.  How bout' some pics man? We need pic.....wait, what?
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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2009, 12:33:07 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on October 02, 2009, 11:24:39 AM
No tickets.  Fuck.

I'll be in the Ham...getting Hammered.

I'mtelling you, I would not be afraid to show up without tickets.  They can be had.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2009, 01:02:11 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 02, 2009, 12:33:07 PM
I'mtelling you, I would not be afraid to show up without tickets.  They can be had.

perhaps more obtainable with a few more screwdrivers and a massage in the hot tub.  ??
« Last Edit: October 02, 2009, 01:02:49 PM by chinook »
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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2009, 01:11:49 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 02, 2009, 12:33:07 PM
I'mtelling you, I would not be afraid to show up without tickets.  They can be had.

Ah...hotel and not knowing what to spend are the big hang up...shit, otherwise I'd hit the vehicle early tomorrwo with cooler in tow and make it up...

 
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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2009, 01:22:34 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 02, 2009, 12:33:07 PM
I'mtelling you, I would not be afraid to show up without tickets.  They can be had.

Yeah, apparently 3000 of them Tenn folks have returned.
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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2009, 01:23:10 PM »
Happy birthday wittle Thrilla.
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Re: PHUC YALL
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2009, 01:23:48 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 02, 2009, 10:46:41 AM
I am through my fourth screwdriver and about to get into the hottub here at Pigeon Forge.

I may need a liver transplant.

again, dont forget the gloves.
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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2009, 01:48:41 PM »
Quote from: chinook on October 02, 2009, 01:02:11 PM
perhaps more obtainable with a few more screwdrivers and a massage in the hot tub.  ??

I'm not gonna say that would hurt the odds.


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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2009, 02:12:05 PM »
I'm getting geared up for a 12 hour shift, suck it bitches.
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Re: PHUC YALL
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2009, 05:45:48 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 02, 2009, 10:46:41 AM
I am through my fourth screwdriver and about to get into the hottub here at Pigeon Forge.

I may need a liver transplant.
Just got to the hotel in Alcoa. I'll give you a call tomorrow.
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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2009, 06:25:50 PM »
Fuck.  How the hell did I forget about Gatlinburg? 

I wanted to get tickets to this game but thought it wouldn't be worth the trip/expenses just to see Auburn dominate Tennessee.  I should have taken a few days off and gone looking for bears and finish the weekend off with an Auburn victory.
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