Dear Auburn fans...

[Buzz Killington]

My objective? Well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't put out for you.

[Godfather]

My objective? Well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't put out for you.

Sorry, I'm late, I had to attend the reading of a will.  I stayed till the end only to find out I received nothing.

[Snaggletiger]

Sorry, I'm late, I had to attend the reading of a will.  I stayed till the end only to find out I received nothing.

As it should be.

[Saniflush]

This is a picture of my sister, if you let us go you can have her. I hear shes quite good.

You know, I used to clean my own cell. I was once even named 'Inmate of the Month'. Never got to use the parking space, though.

[Godfather]

You know, I used to clean my own cell. I was once even named 'Inmate of the Month'. Never got to use the parking space, though.

Torture, nah, recovering for a month in a hospital bed after a job, losing the remote, and having to sit through a TVLand marathon of "The Wayan Brothers" - now that's torture.

[Saniflush]

Torture, nah, recovering for a month in a hospital bed after a job, losing the remote, and having to sit through a TVLand marathon of "The Wayan Brothers" - now that's torture.

I'm impressed.  I thought I was gonna throw you a curve ball with the switch.

It looks like something Kandinsky threw up on. What? Dennis Miller's gone, somebody's got to make pretentious semi-obscure references.

[AUChizad]

Being completely stumped on these references, I did some googling.

She Spies? Seriously?

[Saniflush]

Being completely stumped on these references, I did some googling.

She Spies? Seriously?

okay.  So I admit that I have even less of a life than first believed.

No worse than your obscure bands.