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Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?

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The Prowler

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Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« on: April 28, 2009, 08:57:09 PM »
Stretch Bentley?



or

Stretch Rolls Royce?

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Birmingham

Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 09:20:18 PM »
Does nobody see why it is amost a necesity for whatever vehicle they ride in to be black and not white?  I'm tying cans to its fender if I see it tomorrow and I could give a damn if it's a bentley.



(this is an old ass computer at work and it isn't capable of spell check, I'm sorry if there are spelling errors in my posts between 2:00-10:00.  Spelling errors that occur on times other than that are simply because I was too lazy to press the little spell check button at the top of the screen)
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Birmingham

Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 09:24:43 PM »
Another thing, I'd throw the company an extra $200.00 and ask them to remove all of their advertisment completely from the vehicle.  You're putting your own advertising on them (flags/magnets) and then you have "TOUCH OF CLASS CALL 1-888-546-6330" in the middle of the window?  Damn !?!?!?!?!
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Birmingham

Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 09:26:51 PM »
Oh, and TUCK IN YOUR SHIRTS!!!!
You make your players do it, YOU DO IT!
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Birmingham

Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 09:28:00 PM »
I'm done...
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Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 09:39:11 PM »
Quote from: Birmingham on April 28, 2009, 09:28:00 PM
I'm done...
Tell your players to stop growing tits.

I'm done...
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Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 09:40:21 PM »
This would impress me.
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Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 09:48:08 PM »
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Tell your players to stop growing tits.

I'm done...

Dina :  I had no idea you could milk a cat.
Greg Focker: Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack : I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?
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Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 12:03:43 AM »
Quote from: Birmingham on April 28, 2009, 09:48:08 PM
Dina :  I had no idea you could milk a cat.
Greg Focker: Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
Jack : I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?
Your first name is Gaylord?
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Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 12:12:16 AM »
Quote from: Birmingham on April 28, 2009, 09:24:43 PM
Another thing, I'd throw the company an extra $200.00 and ask them to remove all of their advertisment completely from the vehicle.  You're putting your own advertising on them (flags/magnets) and then you have "TOUCH OF CLASS CALL 1-888-546-6330" in the middle of the window?  Damn !?!?!?!?!
It's called advertising.  And, the Touch of Class limo company will probably see a spike in interest.
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Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 09:18:53 AM »
Quote from: AWK on April 28, 2009, 09:39:11 PM
Tell your players to stop growing tits.


Look, Fred, she's gotten her boobies.  And they're soooo perky!
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Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 09:31:10 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on April 29, 2009, 09:18:53 AM

Look, Fred, she's gotten her boobies.  And they're soooo perky!

The Donga need food
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Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 09:47:00 AM »
He's got on plaid pants and a striped shirt.


No, he's not retarded.
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Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 09:56:16 AM »
Oto-mo-biiile?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2009, 10:10:50 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 29, 2009, 09:31:10 AM
The Donga need food

No more yanky my wanky!
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Re: Which stretch limo will be rollin tomorrow?
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 10:34:29 AM »
What are you complainin' about?  At least you're not sleeping underneath a guy named after a duck's dork.
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