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Joke for today
« on: March 16, 2009, 05:27:32 PM »
Two women were playing golf. One tee'd  off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly towards a foursome of  men playing the next hole. The
ball hit one of the men. He immediately  clasped his hands together at his
groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to  roll around in agony.

The woman rushed over to the man and  immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physiotherapist, and I know I could  relieve your pain if you'd allow  me', she told him.
 
'Oh, no, I'll be all right.  I'll be fine in a few minutes', The man  replied, although he was clearly still in  obvious agony, lying in the  fetal position, still clasping his hands  together at his groin.

At her insistence, however, he finally  allowed her to help. She gently  took his hands away and laid them to the  side, loosened his pants and put  her hands inside. She administered tender  and artful massage for several  long moments and asked 'how does that  feel?'

He replied 'It feels great, but I still  think my thumb's broken.'
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