Larry the Cable Guy, before he became a Redneck.....

[The Prowler]

This has changed my view of Larry the Cable Guy, now that I know his accent is fake.
But, he is sporting the uat mullet....So, I guess that's a start.

Also, he sounds like a homo.

[boartitz]

This has changed my view of Larry the Cable Guy, now that I know his accent is fake.
But, he is sporting the uat mullet....So, I guess that's a start.

Also, he sounds like a homo.

I know some rednecks. This fucker was a shill from the get-go.
Jeff Foxnotworthy, too.
You want redneck, get you some Jerry Clower. A Mississippi fertilizer salesman. How much more redneck can you make us crunk?

[The Prowler]

Jerry Clower was and will always be, The Man.

I'd say the story of the reason why Marcel was late to school, I think it was Marcel...I'm not entirely sure, anyway, the reason why he was late for school was because he spent all morning cleaning out the chicken house.  Because, the night before, they'd heard a ruckus in one of the chicken houses. His dad put on his house slippers, grabbed the shotgun, and stormed out of the house, because he was "gonna shoot that thing" causing the ruckus.  While he was opening the door to the chicken house, standing there in his night gown(sp?), their dog cold nosed him, while he held a loaded shotgun pointed at the chickens.

[AUChizad]

I saw this video in the peak of his "popularity" about 5 years ago.

Hated him both before and after realizing his persona was completely fake.

[Pell City Tiger]

Jerry Clower was and will always be, The Man.

"What in the world is the matter with John?"
"Knock 'em out, John!"
"Hoooooooo, shoot this thang. Have mercy, this thangs killin' me. Shoot this thang."

The coon hunting story has to be one of the funniest stories ever told. Classic comedy at its best.