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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #40 on: February 04, 2009, 05:40:37 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 04, 2009, 12:55:47 PM
Meanwhile in X land...the ladies have run away scared from all you fucks. :sad:

I'm not that easy to get rid of...unless this place turns into a retirement home too.
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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2009, 05:59:01 PM »
Quote from: femme4auburn on February 04, 2009, 05:40:37 PM
I'm not that easy to get rid of...unless this place turns into a retirement home too.
We are old and mature now.
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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2009, 06:31:02 PM »
Quote from: femme4auburn on February 04, 2009, 05:40:37 PM
I'm not that easy to get rid of...unless this place turns into a retirement home too.
Not a retirement home, per se, but let's just say that the Viagra drug reps do a brisk business around here...
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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2009, 08:45:38 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 04, 2009, 06:31:02 PM
Not a retirement home, per se, but let's just say that the Viagra drug reps do a brisk business around here...
Ahem...Cialis.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2009, 09:00:01 AM »
Quote from: femme4auburn on February 04, 2009, 05:40:37 PM
I'm not that easy to get rid of...unless this place turns into a retirement home too.

You don't sell knives on the side do you?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2009, 12:27:08 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 09:00:01 AM
You don't sell knives on the side do you?

Scalpels mostly.  Something you need?
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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #46 on: February 05, 2009, 12:33:11 PM »
Quote from: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:27:08 PM
Scalpels mostly.  Something you need?

Just confirming, how should I put it?  A non-identity.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #47 on: February 05, 2009, 12:38:37 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 12:33:11 PM
Just confirming, how should I put it?  A non-identity.

I don't get it.
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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #48 on: February 05, 2009, 12:39:27 PM »
Quote from: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:38:37 PM
I don't get it.

He was making sure you weren't someone else.  He has an ex-girlfriend that posts on Auburn boards.
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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #49 on: February 05, 2009, 12:43:51 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on February 05, 2009, 12:39:27 PM
He was making sure you weren't someone else.  He has an ex-girlfriend that posts on Auburn boards.

Me?  I never met the person question at a gathering and CERTAINLY had NO carnal knowledge like some who shall remain anonymous.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #50 on: February 05, 2009, 12:45:54 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on February 05, 2009, 12:39:27 PM
He was making sure you weren't someone else.  He has an ex-girlfriend that posts on Auburn boards.

I'm pretty sure I'm not someone else.
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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #51 on: February 05, 2009, 12:50:24 PM »
Quote from: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:45:54 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm not someone else.

So nobody on here knows you in the biblical sense?  Gotcha.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #52 on: February 05, 2009, 12:52:05 PM »
Quote from: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:45:54 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm not someone else.

You'd remember him if it was you.  He is VERY impressive, in a small kinda way.
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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #53 on: February 05, 2009, 01:19:56 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 12:43:51 PM
Me?  I never met the person question at a gathering and CERTAINLY had NO carnal knowledge like some who shall remain anonymous.

You mean to tell me, someone hooked up with her....AND LIVED?

Lucky man. Must have performed the following:

Name change-check. Address change-check. Shots-check.


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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #54 on: February 05, 2009, 01:56:39 PM »
Quote from: femme4auburn on February 05, 2009, 12:45:54 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm not someone else.
You seem very sure about yourself.  I like that.
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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #55 on: February 05, 2009, 01:58:08 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 05, 2009, 01:56:39 PM
You seem very sure about yourself.  I like that.

I thought she meant she only had one personality.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #56 on: February 05, 2009, 02:00:06 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 01:58:08 PM
I thought she meant she only had one personality.
Nevermind then.
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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #57 on: February 05, 2009, 02:01:59 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 01:58:08 PM
I thought she meant she only had one personality.
Well, that makes for no fun...
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Re: Welcome femme4auburn
« Reply #58 on: February 05, 2009, 02:07:36 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 05, 2009, 01:58:08 PM
I thought she meant she only had one personality.

One at a time.  I rarely go on overload.
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