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Anyone watching the Army Bowl?

Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« on: January 03, 2009, 01:57:37 PM »
These guys suck. 

What a boring ass football game. 

If you aren't watching, you missed some Bammer fun.  DJ Fluker got beat by a 235 lb DE who smacked AJ McBrodieWilson who then threw the ball in the air for a pick 6. 
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2009, 02:02:28 PM »
The way the MPR spun it the game was just a preview of the 2010 UA football team. I have no interest.
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2009, 02:09:40 PM »
it's pretty bad.
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2009, 02:19:48 PM »
Yeah....It's like watching two retards in a pillow fight.

Fluker is 350lbs right now and he stated that he will be up to 370 by the time he gets to uat.  He can barely carry the 350lbs, I mean he looks like a Slob and he wants to put on 20lbs more?  Give me a break.  He'll be a good run blocker, but heaven help ya if you get into obvious passing downs.

BTW, AJessica Parker Wilson McBrodie..... :sad: :sad: :sad: watch him throw the ball....he doesn't throw it, he Chunks it...nearly Everytime.  Tajh Boyd throws it.
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2009, 02:27:07 PM »
Yeah....It's like watching two retards in a pillow fight.

Fluker is 350lbs right now and he stated that he will be up to 370 by the time he gets to uat.  He can barely carry the 350lbs, I mean he looks like a Slob and he wants to put on 20lbs more?  Give me a break.  He'll be a good run blocker, but heaven help ya if you get into obvious passing downs.

BTW, AJessica Parker Wilson McBrodie..... :sad: :sad: :sad: watch him throw the ball....he doesn't throw it, he Chunks it...nearly Everytime.  Tajh Boyd throws it.
Aj needs to put on about 40 pounds or he will get broken in half in the SEC!
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2009, 02:49:07 PM »
DJ Fluker is getting Thrown around by Donte Moss, who's giving up 125lbs.  Yeah, he's a 5*....LOL, another FAIL by Rivals, the other was AJ McBrodie....Fuck, they should've called Raymond Cotton or Clint Moseley to play in this game.
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2009, 03:25:27 PM »
*BUMP*
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2009, 04:14:54 PM »
I can't believe I watched the whole damn thing. 

My thoughts -

DJ Fluker is a 4 Star prospect.  If he had proper coaching in high school, I could see him as a 5 star, but it's obvious he's raw material.  If he's going to step right in for Andre Smith, Bama fans should be worried.  He's SLOW.  Like fat kid reaching for the TV remote slow.  Going against defensive ends in the SEC is going to be difficult for him no matter how big his shoe is.

Bryce Brown is the best player in the country.  I thought Rivals made a mistake bumping Rueban Randle into the top spot.  Although, they didn't really have an idea of who was the best since Matt Barkley turned out to be overrated.  Brown looked liked a man amongst boys on the field.  I really believe he'll be the #1 player in the country coming out of high school this year.

Tajh Boyd or whatever his name is was very impressive.  He's fast and has tremendous arm strength.  I really hope Gus gives him a call since he's currently uncommitted. 

Nico Johnson needs a fifth star.  I hate that this kid has been a Bama fan his whole life.  He was another one of those "man amongst boys" players.  He shed blocks and then was immediately at full speed chasing down ball carriers.  He also was a solid tackler, and he also was the only defender who had the quickness to stop Bryce Brown. 

Patrick Patterson needs to be our new #1 target.  The guy is an animal.  He out leaped every defensive back on the field and made spectacular catches including one worthy of an ESPN Top 10 Play of the Week.  He's from Mississippi and is currently uncommitted.

Rueban Randle is good but not a gamebreaker.  He reminded me of Julio.  He's a spectacular possession receiver, but I don't think he'll be as good as Calvin Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald or Michael Crabtree. 

Jamarcus McFarland is the real deal and will anchor the Oklahoma defense for the next three years.  He was HUGE, had good technique, and had incredible speed considering he's a fatass. 

AJ McHasaHotMom will suck at Alabama.  Actually, no, he won't suck.  He'll be just like Brodie Croyle and Sarah Jessica Parker.  He'll have good games and utilize talent around him, but he'll never lead them to anything great.  In fact, he'll probably be responsible for a few of their losses.  His arm strength was lackluster.  He looked like a tall girl wearing football pads.  He made terrible decisions with the ball.  An undersized defensive end popped him once and AJ went flying like a ragdoll.  When they played the replay, it looked like the DE let up before the hit. 

Christine Michael, for whatever reason, wasn't offerred by LSU.  He's a 5 star running back and looked like it in the game.  He was strong, had good vision, great balance, and had tremendous speed.  Texas A&M was the only school to give him real attention.  Sucks for him because the Aggies are going to be horrible for a few years now. 

Only my observations based on one game. 
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2009, 04:18:41 PM »
it's pretty bad.
You should try woopig.net. I'm sure they would also love your take on things.
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2009, 04:30:45 PM »
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The funniest thing I've read in 2009.  Absolutely hilarious.
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2009, 04:57:53 PM »
I can't believe I watched the whole damn thing. 

My thoughts -

DJ Fluker is a 4 Star prospect.  If he had proper coaching in high school, I could see him as a 5 star, but it's obvious he's raw material.  If he's going to step right in for Andre Smith, Bama fans should be worried.  He's SLOW.  Like fat kid reaching for the TV remote slow.  Going against defensive ends in the SEC is going to be difficult for him no matter how big his shoe is.

Bryce Brown is the best player in the country.  I thought Rivals made a mistake bumping Rueban Randle into the top spot.  Although, they didn't really have an idea of who was the best since Matt Barkley turned out to be overrated.  Brown looked liked a man amongst boys on the field.  I really believe he'll be the #1 player in the country coming out of high school this year.

Tajh Boyd or whatever his name is was very impressive.  He's fast and has tremendous arm strength.  I really hope Gus gives him a call since he's currently uncommitted. 

Nico Johnson needs a fifth star.  I hate that this kid has been a Bama fan his whole life.  He was another one of those "man amongst boys" players.  He shed blocks and then was immediately at full speed chasing down ball carriers.  He also was a solid tackler, and he also was the only defender who had the quickness to stop Bryce Brown. 

Patrick Patterson needs to be our new #1 target.  The guy is an animal.  He out leaped every defensive back on the field and made spectacular catches including one worthy of an ESPN Top 10 Play of the Week.  He's from Mississippi and is currently uncommitted.

Rueban Randle is good but not a gamebreaker.  He reminded me of Julio.  He's a spectacular possession receiver, but I don't think he'll be as good as Calvin Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald or Michael Crabtree. 

Jamarcus McFarland is the real deal and will anchor the Oklahoma defense for the next three years.  He was HUGE, had good technique, and had incredible speed considering he's a fatass. 

AJ McHasaHotMom will suck at Alabama.  Actually, no, he won't suck.  He'll be just like Brodie Croyle and Sarah Jessica Parker.  He'll have good games and utilize talent around him, but he'll never lead them to anything great.  In fact, he'll probably be responsible for a few of their losses.  His arm strength was lackluster.  He looked like a tall girl wearing football pads.  He made terrible decisions with the ball.  An undersized defensive end popped him once and AJ went flying like a ragdoll.  When they played the replay, it looked like the DE let up before the hit. 

Christine Michael, for whatever reason, wasn't offerred by LSU.  He's a 5 star running back and looked like it in the game.  He was strong, had good vision, great balance, and had tremendous speed.  Texas A&M was the only school to give him real attention.  Sucks for him because the Aggies are going to be horrible for a few years now. 

Only my observations based on one game. 
Yeah, I was gonna post what you did....just with not so many words, lol.

DJ Fluker: (5 Grillz and maybe a Big Mac)...Is NOT a 5* Prospect and he had better not add 20-40lbs on his frame or he'll Never be able to get out of his stance.

AJ McBrodie: (4 Grillz)....Horrible decision making (with 7 seconds left in the first half he scrambled for 15-20 yards then stepped out of bounds...about 30 seconds after the clock hit zero, then on 4th and 13 the West went for it and McBrodie responded by scrambling for -3 yards and going out of bounds).  His throwing motion is Lacking some coaching.  I haven't been impressed at all with him.  The only thing that I like is his height.  He needs to take the weight from Fluker, that he's talking about adding.  Does that mean he won't be good within the next few years....No, I think he'll be the best fetal position QB that uat has seen since Brodie....lol.  I do think he'll be good one day but, he's going to need a Really good QB coach with him for all 4 or 5 years.

Bryce Brown: (6 Grillz, Pimp Cup, and a Diamond Rope Neck Chain with a Pit Bull Medallion)

Nico: (6 Grillz and a Pimp Cup)

Rueben Randall: (6 Grillz)

Tajh Boyd: (4 or 5 Grillz...I'm hearing that attitude might be a problem with him)

Patrick Patterson: (6 Grillz)

Jamarcus McFarland: (6 Grillz and a Pimp Cup)

Christine Michael: (6 Grillz)
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2009, 05:12:17 PM »
This game has not been a very good indicator lately.
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2009, 06:08:09 PM »
Is it just me or did it look like cody has swollen up even more during the bama game? I'll bet he's 425+
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2009, 04:14:37 PM »
Bryce Brown is the best player in the country.  I thought Rivals made a mistake bumping Rueban Randle into the top spot.  Although, they didn't really have an idea of who was the best since Matt Barkley turned out to be overrated.  Brown looked liked a man amongst boys on the field.  I really believe he'll be the #1 player in the country coming out of high school this year.

Guess who's taking an official visit to Auburn?
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2009, 05:30:51 PM »
Guess who's taking an official visit to Auburn?

Is this solidified yet?  I thought he was choosing between Auburn, Tennessee, and USC for his last visit. 
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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2009, 05:34:28 PM »
The funniest thing I've read in 2009.  Absolutely hilarious.


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Re: Anyone watching the Army Bowl?
« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2009, 05:38:27 PM »
Is this solidified yet?  I thought he was choosing between Auburn, Tennessee, and USC for his last visit. 

That's some other guy
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