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What did you get for X-Mas?

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What did you get for X-Mas?
« on: December 26, 2008, 02:16:49 AM »
1. Guitar Hero World Tour
2. Columbia Fleece
3. 18 volt Cordless Drill
4. SingStar
5. 3  rock cd's (Temple of the Dog, Nirvana Unplugged and Gun's N Rose's Appetite for Destruction)
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2008, 08:22:06 AM »
I-pod that holds Eleventy bwazillion songs and a movie. 

And some socks
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2008, 09:20:34 AM »
Knob Creek x three two
Portrait of R.E.Lee and Stonewall Jackson
New pocket knife
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2008, 10:50:40 AM »
Ipod nano & docking station
$15 music card
3 shirts
a jacket
a screwdriver/flashlight combo (from my M.I.L.)
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2008, 11:21:56 AM »
New fishing pole with a tackle box filled with bait (from the wife)
New jacket
Two pairs of pants
Shirts
Emeril cookbook and a power drill (from my parents)
Tool box, screwdriver set, vice grip, rope, socket wrench, nail/screw set (from the father-in-law)
$50 gift card to Barnes and Noble
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2008, 05:23:41 PM »
A new suit.
A shitload of clothes. 
Dark Knight and some other movies. 
A new pair of shoes.
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2008, 12:01:35 AM »
1) Mostly money and gift cards.
2) Livescribe 2 GB Pulse Smartpen
3) The Incredible Hulk on Blu-Ray

My son got some PSP/Wii games and he also got a telescope. I guess you could sort of say those presents are for me also since I will play with them too. :)

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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2008, 12:27:35 AM »
Carl did very well:

Some gorgeous earrings
A set of ONE THOUSAND THREAD COUNT Egyptian cotton sheets - they are to die for...
A gift card for a ton of car washes (Auburn Blue cars get very dirty very fast...)
Mamma Mia on DVD... no, I did not make him watch it

My parents got me some AU gear (plus clothes which I have to return every year because my 62 year old mother still thinks that her tastes are better than mine so she always buys me stuff SHE likes as opposed to something her 38 year old daughter that works in a professional environment might like - for those of you that know me, do I look like someone that would wear a leopard print knit blouse with pink paisleys and beads on it???????  :blink:  PINK?  Leopard print??? Seriously??)

My sister gave me a beautiful jade pendant and a great blouse that does NOT have to be returned.
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2008, 09:20:38 AM »
Whether the pink, leopard print blouse is appropriate depends on the situation.  For work and casual dining out....noit so much.  Worn by itself late at night after several frosty cold adult beverages..it has possibilities.
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2008, 11:21:43 AM »
for those of you that know me, do I look like someone that would wear a leopard print knit blouse with pink paisleys and beads on it???????  :blink:  PINK?  Leopard print??? Seriously??)
How big are the paisleys?
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2008, 01:56:30 PM »
Just got home from Macon...

1. A Vince Lombardi pic with his more famous quotes...for the office..
2. A "Golf: Not Just Another Four Letter Word" plaque...
3. An insulated beer "huggie" shaped and made to look like a golf bag...
4. Couple goofy T-shirts...
5. Dark Knight on Blue-Ray....
6. $50 GC for Best Buy
7. New Norelco (Phillips) Archi-tec series electric razor...

...and there you have it....
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2008, 11:59:15 AM »
A few days late but what the hell?

1. Wii.
2. 1/5 of George Dickle No.12 and a bottle of Maker's Mark. (thanks dad)
3. AU Gear.
4. Norman Rockwell Portrait of Ronald Reagan with a piece of the Berlin Wall framed.


I also got the typical socks and the sort.   All in all, a pretty good Xmas
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2008, 01:27:16 PM »
From The Wife

1.  Bushnell Medalist Golf Range Finder
2.  New AU Sweatshirt
3.  Pair of Jeans
4.  2 new windshirts
5.  Underwear (I hate buying my own)
6.  2 BBQ Cook Books

To The Wife
1.  Apple 15" Mac Book Pro  (I'm getting blow jobs for life)
2.  Gift certificate for a facial
3.  Red Coat she wanted
4.  High heeled black boots (she promises to wear only the boots as she gives me my reward for #1)
5.  2 new books

I would say we did our part to stimulate the economy and payed cash for everything!!!
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2008, 01:35:56 PM »
If I give your wife a gift certificate, will she let me give her a facial too?

I'm just sayin' cause' it sounds like your Christmas was mo bettah than mine.
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2008, 01:53:17 PM »
An Auburn hoodie
Shirt, tie and pants for work
A set of Auburn coasters
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2008, 04:11:31 AM »
I bought my wife
1. Coach sunglasses
2. 4 gig memory card for the blackberry
3. House Bunny on Blu-Ray
4. Remington Heated clip curlers (funny for a bald guy to purchase) :rofl:
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2008, 06:24:25 AM »
Shop repair manual for an 83 Kawasaki KZ 750

Ski Rope

Porn
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2008, 09:36:49 AM »
To The Wife
1.  Apple 15" Mac Book Pro  (I'm getting blow jobs for life)
2.  Gift certificate for a facial

I would say we did our part to stimulate the economy and payed cash for everything!!!
Was #2 a home made certificate? Because the gift she gives you for #1 (which btw is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year through) would take care of #2.
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2008, 07:44:03 PM »
Not a homemade certificate, but will probably give her one tonight.  Got to ring in the new year right!
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Re: What did you get for X-Mas?
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2009, 05:18:43 PM »
a PS3
Planet Earth on blu-ray
Hancock on blu-ray
GranTurismo 5 Prologue
A shitload of starbucks cards
an arc-teryx fleece pullover
some Yazoo pint glasses and two "gowlers" of yazoo brew.  (they hold like four pints)
a bunch of houseware shit for me and the fiance.  I have no idea what the hell to do with all these freaking dishes.  My suggestion of target practice didnt go over so well.

My dad got himself a new 900cc Kubota side-by-side four wheeler, which is a fucking blast to ride. I'm thinking of stealing it from him.
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