Everybody who's going to a bowl game, post here...

[Kaos]

If you ever shed a tear that wasn't due to laughter on listening to "The Day Bear Bryant Died" you can post here.

[Kaos]

If you think Deacon Blues is complimentary of your team, you can post here.

[Kaos]

If you're a man (allegedly) and you've got a tattoo of another dead man across your entire back, you're a fag. And you can't post here. Sorry. There are lines. 

[Kaos]

If you look at the above photo and dream of being either the guy on the left or the guy on the right, you're a fag. 

[Godfather]

If you're a man (allegedly) and you've got a tattoo of another dead man across your entire back, you're a fag. And you can't post here. Sorry. There are lines. 

If you have ever said "If you only knew what I knew"...then sorry you can't post here

[Thrilla]

I'm looking at you as well.

When I masturbate.

I heard you enjoy his tongue tickling your brown star.

[Snaggletiger]

Chocolate starfish.

Keep rollin, rollin' rollin' rollin'

[AWK]

If the greatest achievement in your life was "playing under Coach Bryant", you need a fucking life.  Don't post here, read a book.

[Jumbo]

Chocolate starfish.

Keep rollin, rollin' rollin' rollin'

I know you be lovin' this shit right here!

[The Prowler]

If you claim that your 5 $tar WR isn't a Thug.....Then you see where he states that "They got my back" in the bammerham New$ and you still don't think he's a Thug, then place your posts here.

[Birmingham]

"They got my back"

MAN, WHAT A THUG!!!  I was just watching Menace to Society while drinking a 40, listening to "It's a good day" while thinking about the drive by's that me and my boys are going to do after we get done eating crack rocks out of the cracks of a group of nasty ho's.......  I thought I was straight thuggin'... until I read what Julio said about his team.  "They got my back!!!!!!!!!!!!"  ..................  DAMN DON'T MESS WITH THAT THUG HE'S CRAZY!!!!!!!

[Jumbo]

MAN, WHAT A THUG!!!  I was just watching Menace to Society while drinking a 40, listening to "It's a good day" while thinking about the drive by's that me and my boys are going to do after we get done eating crack rocks out of the cracks of a group of nasty ho's.......  I thought I was straight thuggin'... until I read what Julio said about his team.  "They got my back!!!!!!!!!!!!"  ..................  DAMN DON'T MESS WITH THAT THUG HE'S CRAZY!!!!!!!

That's a day in the life of Hoolilo, except he's listening to T.I. and not Ice Cube.

[Kaos]

That's a day in the life of Hoolilo, except he's listening to T.I. and not Ice Cube.

Cube is so old school.  And then he made those lame road trip movies.

[Snaggletiger]

Old School

It's like this and like that and like this and uh...

[Jumbo]

Old School

It's like this and like that and like this and uh...

Jumbo, creep to the mic like a phantom.