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Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Vierzehn

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Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Vierzehn
« on: November 26, 2024, 02:19:16 PM »
Well, it’s rivalry week, and the last installment of Pre-Dick-Shuns.  WOOT!  Some of the huge match ups have lost a bit of the luster, some of that thanks to Auburn beating the Aggies this past Saturday.  It also doesn’t help that Meat Chicken sucks balls this year, and are 20.5 point underdogs against THE Ohio State University.

South Carolina @ Clemson: (Clem -2.5) Earlier in the year, I said Clemson would make the playoffs.  The reasoning?  The Tigers are still a pretty talented team overall, and their schedule sucks pure ass.  However, Louisville put a damper on those dreams a few weeks back.  But, there’s still a chance with a win over the Cocks, who are playing as well as anybody in the conference, if not the country.  Say wut?  Back on October 12th, USCe let one totally slip away in a 27-25 loss at The Crapstoned.  Since then, they’ve reeled off 5 straight wins, including a raping of Texas A&M by 24.  Personally, I think the Cocks go in hard.

South Carolina:  35

Clemson:  21


Texas @ Texas A&M: (Tex -5.5) One week ago, this game had serious implications for both teams.  Kind of a, “win and you’re in” scenario.  Auburn was dancing around the bonfire Saturday night, and the Aggies were headed home wondering what could have been.  But, just the fact that this is the first meeting since these two broke it off years ago, means it should be a fun one to watch for any casual fan.  Texas has been pretty much workmanlike in amassing a 10-1 record.  While they haven’t exactly been the juggernaut many expected on offense, the D is the key.

The Horns gave up 30 and 24 in back to back games against FUGA and Vandy. Outside of that, they’ve never given up more than 17 in any other game. On the other hand, A&M impressed me on offense.  Once they got it going against Auburn, they were hard to stop.  Probably the most athletic offense I recall us facing, especially at QB and wide receiver.  But, since our D did enough at crucial times help get us the win, I’m thinking Texas can too.  I’ll be pulling for Aggie, but…

Texas:  28

Texas A&M:  24


Auburn @ Alabama: (Bama -11.5) After what the two teams did this past Saturday, I would have thought this line would be a little tighter.  Probably in double digits because of our history in Brunt Danny Stadium over the past decade.  Bama is very beatable.  While Meal Row is still one helluva dangerous athlete, he’s been taking the majority of the heat from the Tahd faithful, but I think a lot of it is crappy coaching.  Week in and week out, you continue to hear complaints about not using their backs in the running game, and Millrope getting most of the carries.  I hope that continues, and he trips on his own dick.

For Auburn, there’s a little more spring in the step of the fans, players and coaches alike. Winners in 3 of the last 4, and a look back over the season, knowing we could easily be 8-3 at this point.  Just so many games where we didn’t finish.  I thought there were 3 reasons we would beat A&M, which included a D that keeps us in all games, a team that’s still busting their asses and having fun, and an A&M team that was looking ahead.  Those first two are still in play this week, and I can only imagine the Tigers are even more pumped.

Freeze decided to ride out the season with Perton Thrones.  It leads me to believe he has no intention of playing any QB on the roster next year.  So, it is what it is.  Here is Mr. Thurnz over the last 4 games:

81-118  68%  998 yards  9 TD and 2 INT.  NO, I’m not suddenly thinking he’s turned into Peyton Manning, and will be the key to Saturday’s Iron Bowl.  However, from just my amateur armchair QB perspective, he’s gone from, “Oh shit, what’s he gonna’ do next?”…to, the proverbial game manager.  He ain’t killing us.  I keep saying the perfect game plan for us is how we went after Kentucky.  Run first, with a good mixture of getting the ball out of Tharnez hands with 5-10 yard throws.  Ultimately, my mind says, Bama by 10.  My heart says:

Auburn:  24

Alabama:  21

Feel free to talk amongst yourselves, opine, or otherwise, bugger off.   
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Vierzehn
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2024, 04:34:29 PM »
All of these are too close to call. If you bet on any of these…
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week Vierzehn
« Reply #2 on: Today at 11:11:52 AM »
It's Rivalry Week. I figured I'd blow it out in style since, as admitted early, I don't know anything.

Egg Bowl
Ole Miss 34
Mississippi State 10
Ole Miss is uninterested in this after blowing their playoff chances (because, unlike other 3-loss SEC teams, they will NOT get the benefit of the doubt). Good thing for them even mailing it in they should get over the dumpster fire that is Mississippi State.

Paul Bunyan's Axe
Minnesota 23
Wisconsin 19
Passing is not the forte for either team. Therefore, I go with the better run game and that belongs to the Golden Gophers.

Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate
Georgia 27
Georgia Tech 23
The Dawgs have played up and down all year while Tech has been steady. I think this is a rock fight for four quarters. However, Georgia gets the nod for having more talent and more to play for.

The Heroes Game
Iowa 20
Nebraska 17
Did you know that's what this rivalry was called? Google taught me this. I would have gone for the Corn Bowl, but okay. Iowa found enough of an offense (seriously, their running back is really good). Nebraska started hot and has faded like a 1970s Boston song on the AM radio. Give me the Hawkeyes at home.

The Game
Ohio State 31
Michigan 10
My favorite rivalry. I love everything about this one. Ohio State is tired of hearing Michigan talk that ish after the last three losses. The Buckeyes will have to show up to get it even over this depleted Wolverines squad and I expect they will en route to a rematch with Oregon for the Big Ten Title in a cage!

The Palmetto Bowl
South Carolina 27
Clemson 25
Dabo and Beamer couldn't be more opposite if they tried. Clemson has skated by on a weak schedule and still got clipped twice. South Carolina took their lumps early and rounded into a rolling ball of butcher knives ($1 to Tubs). I think this may be one of the more competitive games on the Saturday slate. I like the Gamecocks' pass rush and run game to help them hold on for a win on the road.

The Governor's Cup
Louisville 30
Kentucky 17
Once again, a badly named game. Tobacco Bowl. Bourbon Barrel. Come on, Commonwealth of Kentucky. Do better. Wildcats were done with this season when Auburn smoked them like a turkey. Lvulll isn't special but they can move the ball and score. I expect they take care of the Mildcats in efficient fashion this year.

The Jeweled Shillelagh
Notre Dame 20
USC 16
The Domers are a ground and pound kind of team that reminds me of the Big Ten teams I saw as a lad. USC is supposed to be this offensive juggernaut but they are mostly just naut. (See what I did there? Pay attention, Six is throwing gas today.) I think this stays close because Notre Dame will slow the game down and get ready for their attack run in the playoffs. I don't think the Trojans have the horses to run in this one. (Two in the same prediction! Stop Hammer, don't hurt 'em!)

The Iron Bowl
Auburn 28
Alabama 24
Picking totally with the heart here because I'm tired of Alabama never being held accountable for anything - Dodge Chargers, Ice Cream Cone woman beating, OL holding and head slapping, losing regular season games and still being in playoff contention, 4th and friggin' 31! Do this thing, Tigers!

The Territorial Cup
Arizona State 41
Arizona 14
The Wildcats have a fun WR-QB combo and not much else. (They did, I don't know if those dudes are hurt or what. Haven't paid much attention.) Arizona State (led by Dilly Bars) is in strong position to win their league and maybe crash the playoff party. Should not be close at all in Tuscon.

The Battle Line Rivalry
Missouri 24
Arkansas 16
Does Arkansas care? Is Missouri still locked in? Will anyone know otherwise?

The State-Carolina Game
North Carolina 24
North Carolina State 21
Mac Brown rides off into the sunset with a win over a Wolfpack squad that face-planted this season. Both teams are the definition of "mid."

The Old Oaken Bucket Game
Indiana 34
Purdue 3
The Hoosiers are going to take some Boilermakers souls in this one. Total mismatch.

Florida-Florida State football rivalry
Florida 27
Florida State 13
Can't believe this doesn't have a better name. Remember at the start of the season when we all thought this would be the last in a series of beatdowns for one team? Well, it's still going to be but my the turns have tabled in The Sunshine State. Norvell enters 2025 on a hot tamale.

The Border War/Cascade Clash
Oregon 31
Washington 13
The Ducks are too good (maybe too fast, idk) for the Huskies to mount much of a challenge unless Dan Lanning screws his own team enough to keep it close.

The Smithfield Commonwealth Clash
Virginia Tech 25
Virginia 20
The game of brie cheese eating, ascot wearing, craft brew and wine crowd muckity mucks.

The Lone Star Showdown
Texas 26
Texas A&M 24
Most oil money in a collection outside of OPEC. I am giving Texas the edge here because of their defense. It's really good. I think A&M will give them fits and will want this badly. I'm going with more talent and experience over desire.
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