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War Damn Six

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Happy Birthday…
« on: August 29, 2024, 07:27:56 AM »
To the resident ball-less wonder.
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Re: Happy Birthday…
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2024, 08:31:49 AM »
Have a good one: sully your bourbon with DCP, salt your mediocre lager...have it your way, King.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday…
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2024, 12:13:09 PM »
I will wait til this weekend to blow the froth off a couple of Sierra Nevada Hazy Days IPA's.  Been on the wagon during the week days.  Hopefully, I'll have a good meal and a blow job tonight.

From my wife. 

Oh, who am I kidding? I'll take what I can get at my age.
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Re: Happy Birthday…
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2024, 01:21:44 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 29, 2024, 08:31:49 AM
bourbon with DCP

salt your mediocre lager

I chortled.

What a life.
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Re: Happy Birthday…
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2024, 01:50:23 PM »
Finally!
Maybe he won’t mention it in every post now!
May the ghost of Jefferson Davis stay with you long after it has been renamed.
Happy birthday sausage gobbler!
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday…
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2024, 02:14:01 PM »
Happy birthday.  Will remind you of this when I need a job. 
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Re: Happy Birthday…
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2024, 02:21:42 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on August 29, 2024, 02:14:01 PM
Happy birthday.  Will remind you of this when I need a job.

I'll be retired long before that.  Or dead.  Or still working, but for someone.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Happy Birthday…
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2024, 03:02:38 PM »
Happy Birthday, blank shooter.  :aubie:
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Re: Happy Birthday…
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2024, 08:58:55 AM »
Happy belated Snags.
May your birthday wishes come true.
No, not that one.
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