Seems like over the past few years, there's a new word or phrase that becomes the neato keen thing to say. Someone really has to take the time to find a new way to describe something simple, or even to describe a situation or issue that doesn't even exist. I have no clue what half of these mean, and the reality is that the use of some of them are the highest form of douchebaggery. See, there's a really cool word.
How about Virtue Signaling? What millennial cock sucker came up with that? Were they in their safe space when that jewel came to mind?
I loved when Unmasking was all the rage. Is that the same thing as doxing?
I know that when some of you respond, I may be offended by your Microaggressions.
Pearl Clutching has probably been around for some time. I know pearl necklaces have. If the term is old like me, it apparently went right by me. But suddenly, everybody wants to use it in a debate. I don't know what it means, and frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. It rings of douche.
When someone says their product is Sustainable, does that make them sound more eco-friendly? Personally, I don't give two shits whether or not my 13 quart Glad trash bags come from a sustainable source.
What I still laugh at is that any time there is the claim of racism, real or imagined, everybody must immediately distance themselves with the catch-all phrase, "We're all about diversity and inclusion." Oh no, not us. Our core principles are diversity and inclusion. But, the topper is using it in a cell phone commercial, as they describe the camera as "the most inclusive camera yet." WTF, do some phone cameras not work when snapping pics of certain minorities?
Fucking racist Samsung.
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