Shut It Down

[Snaggletiger]

All games will be called off this weekend.  All sports networks, ESPN, Fox, CBS etc. are hereby directed to focus all coverage 24/7 on the story of the century.  Saban got da' Rona's.
 
Until further notice, you will all proceed to the nearest church or synagogue, and it is ordered that you fast and pray throughout this crisis.  We will get through this together.  Bless thee Lord Saban.

[AUJarhead]

I feel bad for the coronavirus.  I hope it pulls through.

[AUJarhead]

Buzz, did this make the news in Birmingham?

[Buzz Killington]

Buzz, did this make the news in Birmingham?

Nope.  Not a word.

In the last 3.2333 seconds

[Snaggletiger]

[The Six]

Read a thing that he's challenging the NCAA rule about no communication with the staff on gameday. He's using the guise of "I'd hate for an assistant to have to make a judgment call and it go bad then they get criticized for it." Yeah, right. More like "I am in control of everything and now I can't! I don't like this! Change this! Now!"

I hate fGeorgia but I hope the mutts DESTROY Bama in a way they don't recover from mentally for six weeks.

[AUJarhead]

I hate fGeorgia but I hope the mutts DESTROY Bama in a way they don't recover from mentally for six weeks.

Yes, but I also hope FUGA gets Corona from Bama, but it's only limited to the Defensive Line, so they don't have to postpone any games, and FUGA goes 0-3 in their absence.

[Buzz Killington]

I'm still just rooting for the earthquake

[Snaggletiger]

I'm still just rooting for the earthquake

[Snaggletiger]

It's funny that we're talking about who you'd pull for, if anybody.  If I stop and think about it, I honestly can't decide who I want to win. That's rare because I can turn to just about any sporting event and immediately pick a side.  I was flipping back and forth between the Braves and a Sun Belt game.  Georgia State and Arkansas State.  Wild ass game by the way.  I have zero skin in the game and immediately went, "Okay, I want the Red Wolves to win."  I can turn to a tennis match between Ivan Ivanivovichtsky and Romelo Charbahooskamini-ski, and go, "Hope the tall guy wins."  But this game? 

I'll probably pull for the Nasty Ass Mutts simply because a caller to our local sports talk show this morning said, "There ain't no way Georgia can score more'n 14 points on Bama's D.  This is Bama.  Ain't no 4th strang walk on quarterback gonna' lat up Bama's defense."

Okay, I've decided.

[AUJarhead]

Okay, I've decided.

Team Earthquake or Team Covid, or Both?

[Snaggletiger]

Team Earthquake or Team Covid, or Both?

Uh huh!

[The Six]

Okay, I've decided.

We all know you are Team Jacob...it's the abs, isn't it?

[Buzz Killington]

Team Earthquake or Team Covid, or Both?

If I say both, would it be a horrible case of the covid just before the earthquake?  Cause that would be glorious

[AUJarhead]

If I say both, would it be a horrible case of the covid just before the earthquake?  Cause that would be glorious

Only if we throw in some fire and brimstone while the earthquake is happening.

[Snaggletiger]

You guys are cracking me up.  It's fun to fantasize and all, but we all know Lord Saybinz would not allow it.


 

[AUTiger1]

Sheeettttt, That little sawed off mother fucker is going to have 3 negative test before tomorrow so he can be there. 

[AUTiger1]

Sheeettttt, That little sawed off mother fucker is going to have 3 negative test before tomorrow so he can be there.

Yeah, about that.....