Nick Saban created the Earth

[Kaos]

And on the fifth day, he breathed life in Jalen Hurts and saw that it was good. But not good enough. So he honored his promise and sent Hurts out into the world, providing for him a shelter which was called Oklahoma, so that Hurts could prosper and spread His word across the land. 

https://www.al.com/alabamafootball/2020/05/nick-saban-says-he-advised-jalen-hurts-to-pick-oklahoma-over-miami-maryland.html

I wonder if that asshat truly believes the shit he spews?

[wesfau2]

I wonder what it's like to be the object of every Alabama-based sportswriter's adoration.  Would the constant fawning get tiresome or do you just lay back and bathe in the soft, feel-good reporting about the Tahd?

[GH2001]

I wonder what it's like to be the object of every Alabama-based sportswriter's adoration.  Would the constant fawning get tiresome or do you just lay back and bathe in the soft, feel-good reporting about the Tahd?

This is why I absolutely do NOT pull up AL.com in any capacity. I know it's there. All I will do is anger myself. So I just avoid it.