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Snaggletiger
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My Fighting Pearls
Christmas Gift Possibility
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November 25, 2019, 11:36:02 AM »
Something neato-keen to think about for the skirt this Christmas. I just ordered Snagette what amounts to a taser that we saw at a market a couple of weeks back. Got one for our daughter while we were there. These are hand sized thingies that look like, and actually are a flashlight. But press another button and touch someone with it and their day, or night, will become somewhat less than enjoyable. They sound like a bug zapper on a heavy dose of steroids and they say it will put a grown ass man in the fetal position, sucking his thumb for quite a while. The company is called Damsel in Defense. And no, they're not vibrators you sick bastards.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."
AUTailgatingRules
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By the Pink Dumpster since 2004
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November 25, 2019, 01:04:40 PM »
Don't taze me bro
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WiregrassTiger
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Don't touch Tappy, he's a service tiger.
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November 25, 2019, 01:23:51 PM »
If I know snaggette, and I do, very well, due to the phallic nature of this device, she won’t be using this to tase.
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November 25, 2019, 01:40:23 PM »
Why are you suggesting electric dildos?
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Buzz Killington
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November 25, 2019, 05:11:32 PM »
So, you're asking for one of these for Christmas?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
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November 25, 2019, 05:14:19 PM »
Think how many of those electric dildos you could sell if you slapped an Alabama A on it.
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