Pre-Dick-SHUN!!

[Snaggletiger]

One game, one shun. 

Go Gaytah and The U start us off Saturday.  If there are other games, please to be submitting.  I only know about this one.

Neutral site game in Orlando.  I know exactly squat about Miami other than they are like us in starting a brand new QB.  UF, on the other hand, will be trotting out Fuleeepay Franks for the 3rd year.  He's not a world beater, but big advantage to Jorts University.  I would normally think Florida handles the traditionally overrated Miami quite handily.  The only hesitation is Gaytah starting 4 new O-linemen, while on the other side, Manny Diaz likes to bring pressure, pressure, pressure.  Could keep things interesting.  Either way, college foosballz is back, baby.

Florida 27

Miami 17 

[wesfau2]

Mullen is the superior coach.

The Gusty Gatahs by 17.

[Buzz Killington]

Baby shark fuckers, do do do do do do   31

We ain't like da U in da 80s              17

[Snaggletiger]

Baby shark fuckers, do do do do do do  31

We ain't like da U in da 80s              17

Thanks a lot, turd. I only read that and now I can't get that stupid song out of my head.

[CCTAU]

I predict Bo Nix will be the starter.

[ssgaufan]

Da U 20

Jorts U 14

Mullen can choke on a bag of dicks.

[jmar]

I think Richt got the best out of that bunch where they were arguably still the third best team in the state. Don't know what kind of warden Diaz will be.

Mullen will have Florida challenging soon enough and the gap will likely widen between the two.  Florida 34-13. 

[Snaggletiger]

I predict Bo Nix will be the starter.

[The Six]

Game 1: Miami vs. Florida
Florida has better speed and depth. Should be a defensive game as both teams are solid there. As long as Felippe Franks doesn't turn into a pumpkin, the Gators should have enough to get by.  
Florida 19, Miami 13

Game 2: Arizona @ Hawaii
Hawaii will attack that Arizona secondary all night and will probably have success. But the Wildcats ability to run all over the Rainbow Warriors defense should grind the game down and open up chances for QB Khalil Tate to show off through the air. Should be a fun set of late-night fireworks, but I have to give Arizona the edge in this one. 
Arizona 44, Hawaii 35

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[chinook]

moya  69

sonny crockett 49