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Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here

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Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« on: June 21, 2019, 09:22:39 AM »
Hope you have a good one, djsimp.  Have a kid to celebrate!
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2019, 09:43:14 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. OOPS, YOU DID IT AGAIN.

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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2019, 10:06:42 AM »
Ole boy has some super sperm. He ain’t  bad at fishing or drinking beer either. 
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2019, 10:16:14 AM »
You know, not every ejaculation deserves a name.

Happy birthday

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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2019, 10:42:09 AM »
You know, not every ejaculation deserves a name.

Happy birthday
It's true





Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2019, 10:54:23 AM »
Thank you fellas! I am glad to say that the days of naming new kids are over, just another day of giving new names to older kids. Tis the day for worry free ejaculations and hot coals in the grill! 
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2019, 10:56:58 AM »
Thank you fellas! I am glad to say that the days of naming new kids are over, just another day of giving new names to older kids. Tis the day for worry free ejaculations and hot coals in the grill!
Ya' know, this would look good on a t-shirt.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2019, 11:02:03 AM »
Ya' know, this would look good on a t-shirt.
So who around here as one of those Cricut thingys?
« Last Edit: June 21, 2019, 11:04:35 AM by djsimp »
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2019, 11:04:12 AM »
Ok, so this is from the youngest red headed spawn. Got to love it. 
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2019, 11:04:58 AM »
You know, not every ejaculation deserves a name.

Happy birthday


Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm gets wasted
God gets quite irate.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2019, 11:07:24 AM »
Your kids are fucked up getting you a sideways card like that
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2019, 11:17:43 AM »
Your kids are fucked up getting you a sideways card like that
Its that new schooling shit they be teachn them now.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2019, 11:23:16 AM »

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm gets wasted
God gets quite irate.
O Lord! Ooh, you are so big! So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell you.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2019, 11:38:14 AM »
Its that new schooling shoot they be teachn them now.
Damn that Common Core!
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2019, 11:46:20 AM »
« Last Edit: June 21, 2019, 11:48:00 AM by The Six »
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2019, 01:19:18 PM »
Happy birthday young man.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2019, 05:51:56 PM »
Happy birthday! Glad to see some of ya'll trying to catch up to me.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2019, 09:38:47 PM »
Happy birthday! Glad to see some of ya'll trying to catch up to me.
Dont get your hopes up.
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2019, 02:22:46 PM »
Happy belated birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday to the other Cub fan here
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2019, 02:36:38 PM »
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