Let me flex this massive, unconstrained by the chains of testicles, E-PENIS.
Yesterday, I spoke one-on-one with Terri-June Granger. Yes, THE Terri-June Granger. Auburn Equestrian All-American.
Now, I'm gonna' allow you to reflect on that for a moment.
I told her how great she performed and how proud I was of her, being from Dothan and all. Honestly, I didn't get a lot of response from her because I apparently caught her at a bad time. She was on the phone and sounded a little frantic. Something about an old man in the women's bathroom.
Anyway, I'm sure she gets that type of fan-boy reaction from people all the time.