Spring Practice

[Snaggletiger]

You guys are so full of shit.  My wife does not keep my balls in a jar.



Anymore



She has this lock box with a combination that I've almost got figured out.  Just one more number to go and I can sneak them out any time I want to.  So bugger off.

[jmar]

Two man race: Gatewood and Nix

OL said to be "incredible"...WRs can't catch a cold.

Guessing we get both Gatewood and Nix sharing duties into the second or third game. Might be a good thing until we see just how "incredible" this offensive line truly is. No sense of purpose or grit last season. Read where Boobee has turned it up a couple of notches and we have a spare receiver found while cleaning out the shed. Thank God for Bruce Pearl.

[Snaggletiger]

Here's a couple of profound quotes from Malzahn on the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. after the last practice. The first one was completely out of left field for me.  Wow, that IS good news.  The second?  Kiss my ass!  Look, I understand this year may be different because of the total inexperience at the position.  But mutha fucka, name a guy and let him not only work with the receivers all summer, but more importantly, go into Fall camp as the #1 getting the majority of the reps.  But everyone within the sound of my keyboard knows he's going to name a starter in the first quarter of the Oregon (They're just so fast) game.



Overall, “we’re getting better. I think we’re improving.”


"Can’t say if they’ll leave spring with a depth chart at QB, but each day they’re gathering information"

[chinook]

[Buzz Killington]

Cord Sandberg:  I got news for you Mr. Malzahn, you haven't heard the last of me. You may think I'm shit now, but someday you're gonna be sorry you cut me. I'm gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I throw against you I'm gonna stick it up your fuckin' ass!

[jmar]

Cord Sandberg:  I got news for you Mr. Malzahn, you haven't heard the last of me. You may think I'm shit now, but someday you're gonna be sorry you cut me. I'm gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I throw against you I'm gonna stick it up your fuckin' ass!

Oh no. Tell me Malzahn didn't cut Cordwood. We needed his sideline aptitude and clipboard skills to win right away. 

[Snaggletiger]

Oh no. Tell me Malzahn didn't cut Cordwood. We needed his sideline aptitude and clipboard skills to win right away.

Cord has a uniform and everything.  It's really great.

[Godfather]

Cord Sandberg:  I got news for you Mr. Malzahn, you haven't heard the last of me. You may think I'm shit now, but someday you're gonna be sorry you cut me. I'm gonna catch on somewhere else and every time that I throw against you I'm gonna stick it up your fuckin' ass!

I think someone is playing a joke on you son.

[jmar]

Cord has a uniform and everything.  It's really great.

Just to note while checking the Spring roster. I think we have four long snappers.

The competition has to be mighty intense.

[Snaggletiger]

Just to note while checking the Spring roster. I think we have four long snappers.

The competition has to be mighty intense.

 BWAAAAHAHAHAHA....as if anyone would dare challenge Bill Taylor.  Bill Taylor wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

[jmar]

BWAAAAHAHAHAHA....as if anyone would dare challenge Bill Taylor.  Bill Taylor wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

True.
But we only have five viable wide receivers, the Salamander and Marquis McClain.

[RottenBottom]

True.
But we only have five viable wide receivers, the Salamander and Marquis McClain.

White Lightning was a pretty good route runner before he got hurt. 

[jmar]

White Lightning was a pretty good route runner before he got hurt.

He was. What I'm selfishly hoping is that he is able to be a go-to guy by the time conference play starts.
Thinking it would be an alternative to another Boobee run,  a wasted deep throw to Flash, one of our patented reverses or famous wide receiver screens.

[The Six]

Jon Snow was King of the North (til he gave it up for that dragon nookie).

Ryan Davis is forever King of the Screens.