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Old Ass-Tiger
« on: April 10, 2019, 04:39:39 PM »
Happy birthday.  May you set off many smoke alarms today.

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2019, 11:23:25 PM »
Thanks Snags and
Fuck georgia
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Re: Old Ass-Tiger
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2019, 07:25:41 AM »
Happy Birthday. 
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Re: Old Ass-Tiger
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2019, 09:57:45 AM »
Happy Birthday!  

Fuck Georgia and Virginia!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2019, 11:00:56 AM »
Happy birthday.

Fuck Georgia, Virginia, and Bama
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Old Ass-Tiger
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2019, 01:43:40 PM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


You think he heard me?
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Old Ass-Tiger
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2019, 03:09:12 PM »
You're older? 

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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2019, 03:16:52 PM »
happY birTdaY old man.  
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« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2019, 03:21:03 PM »
Do you celebrate birthdays when you that old?  Isn't it cause for celebration every day you wake up....or not shit your pants.
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2019, 10:31:22 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 11, 2019, 03:21:03 PM
Do you celebrate birthdays when you that old?  Isn't it cause for celebration every day you wake up....or not shit your pants.
Fine line between a wet and dry fart these days. 
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2019, 11:33:26 AM »
BTW congrats on your lemonparty.org debut....you look good.
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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2019, 11:29:00 PM »
Thanks guys...……….growing old beats the shit out of the alternative


Fuck Georgia, bammer and virginie
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"Work hard, rock hard, eat hard, sleep hard, grow big, wear glasses of you need 'em." - Webb Wilder

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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2019, 03:28:58 PM »
Quote from: oldautiger on April 12, 2019, 11:29:00 PM
Thanks guys...……….growing old beats the shit out of the alternative


Fuck Georgia, bammer and virginie
Happy belated! I can barely keep up these days.
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