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« on: February 27, 2019, 09:27:17 PM »
Wisconsin 3 year starting QB, Alex Hornibrook, entered the time transport portal.  6'4 219.  He's not the most dynamic QB to ever play but a solid guy.  Should we make a major push for a one year stop gap?  Sure would change the dynamic to have an experienced, quality guy under center.  Just spit balling here.
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Re: The Portal
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2019, 11:18:06 PM »
Eh...I'd rather Gus roll the dice with Malik running the Marshall plays than take his chances with a stone-footed pocket passer.
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2019, 06:54:17 AM »
Agreed with the emerald coast baron.
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Re: The Portal
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2019, 09:22:54 AM »
Hornibrook was worse than turtle Moseley.  Pass.
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2019, 09:33:10 AM »
Did I miss the day when we got to make decisions on who we get from the portal?



Besides Snags just likes him because he has Horni in his name.
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Re: The Portal
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2019, 09:54:25 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 28, 2019, 09:33:10 AM
Did I miss the day when we got to make decisions on who we get from the portal?



Besides Snags just likes him because he has Horni in his name.
I thought it was like one of those lazy susan buffets.  You just reach in there and grab what you want when it passes by.  
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2019, 10:08:31 AM »
Like I said, just throwing it out there.  However, the problem I see is that unless Nix comes in and shows the right stuff to start right away, (Huge if) I think we're up excrement creek without a trolling motor at QB.  Not saying Hornynook is the answer.  If Malik Willis is under center when we open against the Ducks, it could be ugly.
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2019, 10:12:05 AM »
It won't surprise me to see the 40 year old Sandberg rise to the top of the heap.
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Re: The Portal
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2019, 10:18:39 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on February 28, 2019, 09:54:25 AM
I thought it was like one of those lazy susan buffets.  You just reach in there and grab what you want when it passes by. 
Ooh...I'll take an OT and some of this lovely sushi
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Re: The Portal
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2019, 10:35:03 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 28, 2019, 10:08:31 AM
If Malik Willis is under center when we open against the Ducks, it could be ugly.
Just roll the dice, baby!
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Re: The Portal
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2019, 01:56:40 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 28, 2019, 10:08:31 AM
Like I said, just throwing it out there.  However, the problem I see is that unless Nix comes in and shows the right stuff to start right away, (Huge if) I think we're up excrement creek without a trolling motor at QB.  Not saying Hornynook is the answer.  If Malik Willis is under center when we open against the Ducks, it could be ugly.
Surely the Ducks wouldn't figure out all 4 plays that easily.
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Re: The Portal
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2019, 02:09:17 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 28, 2019, 10:08:31 AM
Like I said, just throwing it out there.  However, the problem I see is that unless Nix comes in and shows the right stuff to start right away, (Huge if) I think we're up excrement creek without a trolling motor at QB.  Not saying Hornynook is the answer.  If Malik Willis is under center when we open against the Ducks, it could be ugly.
al.com says Nix is our Brodie Croyle.  

Chose the wrong team at the wrong time. 
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2019, 03:12:39 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on February 28, 2019, 02:09:17 PM
al.com says Nix is our Brodie Croyle. 

Chose the wrong team at the wrong time.
I saw that and thought, oh shit. 
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2019, 03:12:57 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 28, 2019, 01:56:40 PM
Surely the Ducks wouldn't figure out all 4 plays that easily.
I chuckled.
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Re: The Portal
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2019, 04:21:22 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on February 28, 2019, 02:09:17 PM
al.com says Nix is our Brodie Croyle. 

Chose the wrong team at the wrong time.
If thats what al.com is saying then I like our chances.
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Re: The Portal
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2019, 04:47:35 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 27, 2019, 09:27:17 PM
Wisconsin 3 year starting QB, Alex Hornibrook, entered the time transport portal.  6'4 219.  He's not the most dynamic QB to ever play but a solid guy.  Should we make a major push for a one year stop gap?  Sure would change the dynamic to have an experienced, quality guy under center.  Just spit balling here.
Got your portal, bitch.
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Re: The Portal
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2019, 04:52:11 PM »
Quote from: Vladimir on February 28, 2019, 04:47:35 PM
Got your portal, bitch.
Good.  I'm gonna' shove my big dick in there and make you wish you could time travel.

Beam me up, Scottie.  Beam me up!!!
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