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Re: The Arrogance
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2018, 03:52:06 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 26, 2018, 03:20:23 PM
So a little bit ago, I'm checking out at a restaurant and hand the girl my card.  Auburn Visa.  Has Aubie on the front.  She runs it and before she hands it back says, "Oh by the way, Roll Tide".  I immediately came back with the most sympathetic "Bless your heart" I could muster.

At first she laughed and repeated my bless your heart.  Then she just stood there trying to think of something to say, but had this dumbfounded look like, "Did you just insult me?" She walked away from the counter without saying anything.

Bless her heart.
Tip her nothing and then complain about the ants in the restaurant. 
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« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2018, 04:35:38 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on November 26, 2018, 03:52:06 PM
Tip her nothing and then complain about the ants in the restaurant.
Don't forget about the bad Yelp review
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2018, 05:07:07 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 26, 2018, 04:35:38 PM
Don't forget about the bad Yelp review
That's where I shine.  

I once roasted a place so badly (compared the soup to puddle water strained through a pair of grandmother's Depends) that the owner spent years trying to track me down.  
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« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2018, 05:24:54 PM »
https://twitter.com/sheabooskyy/status/1066736486006042624

Wow.  No flag.  

Somebody should find that guy's house and pay him a visit.  
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« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2018, 05:33:42 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on November 26, 2018, 05:24:54 PM
https://twitter.com/sheabooskyy/status/1066736486006042624

Wow.  No flag. 

Somebody should find that guy's house and pay him a visit. 
You drive, I will ride shotgun. 
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« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2018, 06:57:22 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on November 26, 2018, 05:24:54 PM
https://twitter.com/sheabooskyy/status/1066736486006042624

Wow.  No flag. 

Somebody should find that guy's house and pay him a visit. 
 Pawwlll. ThatZ jist a pancakkke block. Dem aubs can handle us cuz weez physzuckle. 
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« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2018, 06:49:55 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on November 26, 2018, 03:52:06 PM
Tip her nothing and then complain about the ants in the restaurant.
I was witness to you giving the best tip ever to an Alabama fan Waffle House employee.  Actually I think I gave the tip but it was your idea.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2018, 09:12:56 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on November 26, 2018, 05:07:07 PM
That's where I shine. 

I once roasted a place so badly (compared the soup to puddle water strained through a pair of grandmother's Depends) that the owner spent years trying to track me down. 


Pffft. 
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« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2018, 11:30:56 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 27, 2018, 06:49:55 AM
I was witness to you giving the best tip ever to an Alabama fan Waffle House employee.  Actually I think I gave the tip but it was your idea.
$0.01
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« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2018, 01:28:30 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 27, 2018, 06:49:55 AM
I was witness to you giving the best tip ever to an Alabama fan Waffle House employee.  Actually I think I gave the tip but it was your idea.
There is some good irony in this whole post in re to Waffle House. 
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« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2018, 01:30:09 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 27, 2018, 11:30:56 AM
$0.01
The tip was not the joke.  The total that made a final score was.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2018, 03:52:21 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 27, 2018, 01:30:09 PM
The tip was not the joke.  The total that made a final score was.
That's right I remember now, I was thinking it was 1 second.
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