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Two words I'm sick of hearing

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Two words I'm sick of hearing
« on: September 14, 2018, 08:54:35 AM »
"Raise Awareness" 

I'm painting my foreskin green to raise awareness of the herbicide problem in the United States.  So many natural grasses are destroyed by the actions of lawn care companies. They are depriving us of the beauty of stinkweed, dollarweed, dandelions and other organic varieties of foliage. 

Raise awareness my ass. Anything done to "raise awareness" can kiss my ass. 

The only more worthless two-word combination than this is "R--- T---" 

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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2018, 09:01:58 AM »
I agree..."raise taxes" is much worse.
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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2018, 11:03:25 AM »
#metoo
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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2018, 11:16:36 AM »
#metoo
Speaking of that, are you meeting Snags at the game?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2018, 11:25:51 AM »
"Raise Awareness"

I'm painting my foreskin green to raise awareness of the herbicide problem in the United States.  So many natural grasses are destroyed by the actions of lawn care companies. They are depriving us of the beauty of stinkweed, dollarweed, dandelions and other organic varieties of foliage.

Raise awareness my ass. Anything done to "raise awareness" can kiss my ass.

The only more worthless two-word combination than this is "R--- T---"
All of them should start out with a little kudzu on their property. It's a gorgeous foliage that can resist even the strongest of those nasty old herbicides. Pick you up some today. #rounduphasitsplace
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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2018, 11:41:06 AM »
Speaking of that, are you meeting Snags at the game?
Don’t fall for the bathroom stall meeting.
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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2018, 11:44:07 AM »
All of them should start out with a little kudzu on their property. It's a gorgeous foliage that can resist even the strongest of those nasty old herbicides. Pick you up some today. #rounduphasitsplace
Growing up we had kudzu on the fence at the back of our property. Drove the old man insane. This is before roundup was readily available. So he takes the gas can and puts a stream all the way across the back fence and then runs a line into the yard. Stands back and POOF. it was a beautiful sight. Burned it to the ground! That stuff came back the next year with a vengeance! Tried everything. Finally we got some roundup. Bye bye kudzu!

I am so glad Kaos started this thread so we could raise awareness of the kudzu threat!

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2018, 12:09:20 PM »
Growing up we had kudzu on the fence at the back of our property. Drove the old man insane. This is before roundup was readily available. So he takes the gas can and puts a stream all the way across the back fence and then runs a line into the yard. Stands back and POOF. it was a beautiful sight. Burned it to the ground! That stuff came back the next year with a vengeance! Tried everything. Finally we got some roundup. Bye bye kudzu!

I am so glad Kaos started this thread so we could raise awareness of the kudzu threat!
The rhizomes underground enable the stuff to keep producing and a nice thorough diesel soaking can work also OH WAIT...
we can't have that either.



Nevermind.

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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2018, 01:33:39 PM »
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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2018, 02:24:45 PM »
Don’t fall for the bathroom stall meeting.
Whatever you do, don't tap your feet at the trough.
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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2018, 02:37:02 PM »
Whatever you do, don't tap your feet at the trough.
I thought it was in the stalls in the basement of Haley Center?

Damn, they coming out into the open now!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Buzz Killington

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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2018, 03:26:22 PM »
I thought it was in the stalls in the basement of Haley Center?

Damn, they coming out into the open now!
There is no basement in the Haley Center!
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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2018, 03:45:30 PM »
There is no basement in the Haley Center!
I trust this man.
Snag's is buying the first round.
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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2018, 03:45:49 PM »
There is no basement in the Haley Center!
There used to be...

What is down there now?

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Buzz Killington

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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2018, 03:47:58 PM »
There used to be...

What is down there now?
-10 for missing that one
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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2018, 04:16:14 PM »
-10 for missing that one
And I trusted you. Doh!
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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2018, 07:59:43 PM »
And I trusted you. Doh!
Don't pick on the old people!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

jmar

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Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2018, 10:10:29 PM »
Don't pick on the old people!
I am the...oh what's the...okay.
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