Cliff Huxtable Guilty

[Snaggletiger]

Bill Cosby was found guilty of drugging a woman and having teh butt secks with her.  Well, I don't know if he actually had teh butt secks or not.  But he put his wee wee in her.  Anyway, he could spend the rest of his life in the slammer.

[Buzz Killington]

So, the judge is saying there's not always room for his pudding pop?

[Kaos]

[Kaos]

And let's just be honest here.   Who in the yammering tangerine fuck is going to assault THIS:



Convict the man of having relations with farm animals.  Try him for buggering live trolls.  Arrest him for horning an endangered species of hyena.  Accuse him of heresy for diddling a demon. 

But sexual assault?  I could have just left a monastery after 30 years of abstinence and I would have said "neigh, neigh" to this creature if it threw itself prostrate and naked at my feet.  

[Snaggletiger]

He had to drug her.  Otherwise, she'da beat his ass.

[Snaggletiger]

And let's just be honest here.   Who in the yammering tangerine fuck is going to assault THIS:



Convict the man of having relations with farm animals.  Try him for buggering live trolls.  Arrest him for horning an endangered species of hyena.  Accuse him of heresy for diddling a demon.

But sexual assault?  I could have just left a monastery after 30 years of abstinence and I would have said "neigh, neigh" to this creature if it threw itself prostrate and naked at my feet.  

So Cosby raped Keith Richards?

[Buzz Killington]

Maybe he was trying to drug himself and mixed up the drinks.

[Buzz Killington]

[WiregrassTiger]

I bet you guy’s wouldn’t be yucking it up so much if Bill had drugged you and used your pudding chute.

[CCTAU]

I read as much as I could about this verdict. I still have not seen ANY evidence. It is a he said/she said.
And the new judge seemed to bend over backward for the prosecution.

I'm not saying he's innocent, or guilty.

I am saying, when we start convicting people based on feelings, we are no better than a third world country.

 

[WiregrassTiger]

I read as much as I could about this verdict. I still have not seen ANY evidence. It is a he said/she said.
And the new judge seemed to bend over backward for the prosecution.

I'm not saying he's innocent, or guilty.

I am saying, when we start convicting people based on feelings, we are no better than a third world country.

Better to bend over backward for the prosecution than bend over forward for Bill. 

[CCTAU]

Better to bend over backward for the prosecution than bend over forward for Bill.

They only claimed that when they didn't get the part...

[jmar]

I read as much as I could about this verdict. I still have not seen ANY evidence. It is a he said/she said.
And the new judge seemed to bend over backward for the prosecution.

I'm not saying he's innocent, or guilty.

I am saying, when we start convicting people based on feelings, we are no better than a third world country.

Cos guilty of bad taste in victimry.
Keith Richards' has his own drugs.
Verdict: Public stoning. 
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