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Hello Captain Obvious
« on: September 24, 2008, 11:34:26 AM »
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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2008, 11:36:37 AM »
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If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2008, 11:38:29 AM »
Who is Clay Aiken?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2008, 11:41:51 AM »
Who is Clay Aiken?

He's a crazy maniac that stalks patrons of Miss Lucille's Gossip Parlor, slashes their scooter tires, forces them to listen to Liza Minelli's greatest hits, and viciously re-arranges their living space while he face fucks them.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2008, 11:59:42 AM »
He's a crazy maniac that stalks patrons of Miss Lucille's Gossip Parlor, slashes their scooter tires, forces them to listen to Liza Minelli's greatest hits, and viciously re-arranges their living space while he face fucks them.

Whoa, I heard about that dude.
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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2008, 01:45:41 PM »
Next you're gonna tell me Freddie Mercury was gay too...RIIIIIIIGHT
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2008, 01:54:47 PM »
Or Lance Bass...
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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2008, 03:22:31 PM »
or Rob Halford of Judas Priest
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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2008, 03:38:04 PM »
or awk of tigers x.
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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2008, 03:43:16 PM »
You guys, what is with this homophobia all over this board? It is like way uncool. Like uncool er then racism.


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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2008, 03:46:40 PM »
Rock Hudson would bitch slap all of you for this.

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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2008, 03:59:02 PM »
You guys, what is with this homophobia all over this board? It is like way uncool. Like uncool er then racism.




Long story. 

Or George Michael
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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2008, 03:32:04 AM »
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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2008, 09:47:19 AM »
You guys, what is with this homophobia all over this board? It is like way uncool. Like uncool er then racism.




Racist.
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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2008, 11:56:48 AM »
You one of them homo sapiens, boy?
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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2008, 04:16:23 PM »
This was HILARIOUS.  How much of a psycho fan must this woman have been to not answer her phone and miss work? 

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Meanwhile, the Aiken fan site ClayManiacs was open for viewing. Response in a thread on the site's "ShoutBox" was generally supportive, though at least one fan was shaken by Aiken's public confession.

"This is really shocking news as I had no idea he was gay," read a comment posted by "Sheridansq." "And now I have to deal with this. I am not sure what to say to people who know I was a fan. ... I didn't go to work today and am not answering the telephone."

And Taylor, get it while you can...

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To read Aiken's newest blog and post a message, the site requires you to join his fan club. Membership fees range from $14.99 plus tax to $29.99, plus shipping and handling for a Clay Aiken tote bag, lip balm and set of Clay Aiken buttons.
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Re: Hello Captain Obvious
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2008, 09:08:52 PM »
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To read Aiken's newest blog and post a message, the site requires you to join his fan club. Membership fees range from $14.99 plus tax to $29.99, plus shipping and handling for a Clay Aiken tote bag, lip balm  and set of Clay Aiken buttons.
I wonder what its viscosity is? I have this humorous vision of the Valvoline motor oil commercial where the car engine knocks and clunks then locks up.......only it's Clay Aiken coming down with a case of teh lockjaw in mid-stroke (same sounds, of course).
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."