Look at the good, not the bad.
Well... I'm still a day or two away from that. Fuck the good. Fuck some fucking sunshine. I'm tired of being a good sport and keeping my head up. I want a "fuck you" season. Yeah, we had one in 2010 but Dan Mullen's motherfucking ass kept that from being a totally "fuck you" season because there was the threat hanging over Cam for some of it.
I'm sick of my ass hurting and people telling me to smile about it.
In 1983, the bowl season fucked us. Best team in the country hands down. But nooooo. Miami beats Nebraska on a failed two point conversion and we didn't dominate Michigan enough to make the voters happy. So stay number three, Tigers! Keep your head up, there's another season in '84!
In 2004, the BCS fucked us badly. Best team in the country hands down. Would have beaten USC, there's no doubt in my mind. But noooooo. Oklahoma and USC were one and two all year. We CAN'T move them down. And Auburn lost at home to USC last season anyway. And they played Citadel. So be happy with #2, Tiggies! Buck up, there's a whole nother season in 2005!
And now in 2017, the CFP fucked everybody. What the fuck kind of bullshit is this? If the bowls still existed, we'd be playing Wisconsin in the Sugar Bowl and Clemson would be playing Oklahoma in the Orange. OU would probably beat Clemson, we'd club the fuck out of Wisconsin. Shot at a title at least for the best team in college football as of the end of the regular season.
If the BCS still existed, we'd be playing Clemson again for the title.
But noooooo.. We have to play an extra game. So does Wisconsin. The shit eating Tide gets to sit at home and benefit from fucking LOSING TO US. Alabama passes the "eye test." Fuck your fucking eyes, you fucking fuck hole fucks.
It's going to be a few fucking days. k?
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