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I'ma Leave This Here
« on: May 02, 2017, 04:09:41 PM »
Just a little blurb from the dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


Future Auburn player Bill Taylor is no joke when it comes to snapping.

The 6-foot-4, 230-pound Tuscaloosa native from American Christian Academy signed with Auburn in February, ranked as the nation's No. 2 long snapper. Kohl's Kicking calls him the "fastest long snapper in America" and has been clocked with an average snap of 0.64 seconds.


Pretty dang skippy if you ask me.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2017, 09:57:59 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2017, 09:30:19 AM »
Eh...at Auburn we expect the #1 LS.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Snaggletiger

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Re: I'ma Leave This Here
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2017, 09:39:40 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on May 03, 2017, 09:30:19 AM
Eh...at Auburn we expect the #1 LS.

Well, we did steal him out of Tuscaloosa.  Had he signed with Bama, he would be #1.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2017, 10:05:00 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on May 03, 2017, 09:39:40 AM
Well, we did steal him out of Tuscaloosa.  Had he signed with Bama, he would be #1.
They already roll 5 deep in 5* snappers.
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2017, 06:16:08 PM »
.64 seconds...that'll get the attention of the NFL
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