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« on: September 12, 2008, 12:00:42 PM »
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

Tarheel

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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2008, 04:51:39 PM »
I don't have those problems with Hummingbirds...oh, wait, he was making a metaphorical statement...BUILD THE DAMN FENCE TOO!
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2008, 05:04:05 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on September 12, 2008, 04:51:39 PM
I don't have those problems with Hummingbirds...oh, wait, he was making a metaphorical statement...BUILD THE DAMN FENCE TOO!
Fuck that, $25 to mow my lawn and trim, $550 to paint my front porch, windows, and gutters of the entire house. $3,000 for a new roof. They provide essential services for my household.
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Re: The Bird Feeder...
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2008, 05:14:15 PM »
Quote from: JohnDeere on September 12, 2008, 05:04:05 PM
Fuck that, $25 to mow my lawn and trim, $550 to paint my front porch, windows, and gutters of the entire house. $3,000 for a new roof. They provide essential services for my household.

Yeah, that is true, Consueala cleans my house for $50.00...


I can have her sister too for twice the price.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Bird Feeder...
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2008, 05:19:21 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on September 12, 2008, 05:14:15 PM
Yeah, that is true, Consueala cleans my house for $50.00...


I can have her sister too for twice the price.

Yeah, but her sister's a little butch if you ask me.  I'm not judging you, but don't expect me to loan you $50 for that. 

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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2008, 05:21:58 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on September 12, 2008, 05:19:21 PM
Yeah, but her sister's a little butch if you ask me.  I'm not judging you, but don't expect me to loan you $50 for that. 




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That is all.
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Bird Feeder...
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2008, 09:57:10 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on September 12, 2008, 05:14:15 PM
Yeah, that is true, Consueala cleans my house for $50.00...


It doesn't look way low to me............
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