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Swag Kelly, please pick up the white courtesy phone

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Swag Kelly, please pick up the white courtesy phone
« on: October 18, 2016, 04:02:35 PM »
http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/sec-football/pornhub-offers-ole-miss-qb-chad-kelly-date-beautiful-porn-star/

Looks like Mia Khalifa is trolling hard this time...

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PornHub offers Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly a date with a ‘beautiful porn star’
JASON FRAYCHINEAUD | 22 MIN AGO
 
At first you don’t succeed…try, try again.

Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly has made multiple attempts to “reach out” to porn star Mia Khalifa.

Khalifa — a huge fan of the Florida State Seminoles — tweeted out the exchange between Kelly and herself. Remember, her ‘Noles defeated Kelly’s Rebels during the opening week of this season.

Khalifa then trolled Kelly this past weekend after Ole Miss was narrowly defeated by Arkansas.

Fast-forward to Tuesday, and an entirely new can of worms was opened:


Corey Price — the Vice President of the company PornHub — sent Kelly this letter. It essentially makes fun of Kelly being unable to “entice” Khalifa.

As a result, the website vows to set Kelly up on a date with a porn star to “learn how to best pick up women.”

Thus far, Kelly hasn’t responded to the generous request.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Swag Kelly, please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2016, 09:35:58 PM »
Hi.  I'm Chad Kelly.
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Re: Swag Kelly, please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2016, 10:05:43 PM »
Hi.  I'm Chad Kelly.

You look much taller on TV.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Swag Kelly, please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2016, 10:28:23 PM »
"generous request"


ya think?
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Re: Swag Kelly, please pick up the white courtesy phone
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2016, 10:28:02 AM »
You have to be real careful "perusing" at work.
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