The ultimate cure for our offensive woes

[Pell City Tiger]

1. Hire a voodoo priestess to throw some chicken bones that will cause Gus to pull his head out of his ass .....

or

2. Board a jet airplane and head to Scotland for a week of single malt drinking.

Since I don't know a voodoo priestess willing to take on such a huge task, I'm going with option 2. I leave tomorrow for a week in my happy place - you common rabble know it as Edinburgh.

Do not allow envy to consume you.

[Buzz Killington]

Pour one out for your homies.

[CCTAU]

1. Hire a voodoo priestess to throw some chicken bones that will cause Gus to pull his head out of his ass .....

or

2. Board a jet airplane and head to Scotland for a week of single malt drinking.

Since I don't know a voodoo priestess willing to take on such a huge task, I'm going with option 2. I leave tomorrow for a week in my happy place - you common rabble know it as Edinburgh.

Do not allow envy to consume you.

Drop by Steak and Mussels on the back side of the Castle for me. And don't forget to hit up Wagamama's. I do miss that place. Right off of George that is a little place called Time4Tai. Nice eats. And get a drink at Brodies.

Beautiful time of the year to be there.

[Pell City Tiger]

I'll check them out. When in Edinburgh, I always visit Greyfriar's and The Advocate pubs. It's always a great time.

[The Six]

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Whether it's a coach driving his BMW around town or real estate tycoon masquerading as a candidate, never forget those who control the valve control the trickle in trickle down.



All kidding aside, safe travels.

[Ogre]

Why don't you and Bobby Lowder stop by the Louisville airport on your way out of town?  I can arrange a meeting for you.

[Pell City Tiger]

It's part business, too. I'm the keynoteguest speaker at the Holyrood Chapter of the I Hate Dallas Club.

[Pell City Tiger]

Why don't you and Bobby Lowder stop by the Louisville airport on your way out of town?  I can arrange a meeting for you.

I'm working closely with Uncle Milton on a project. More to follow soon.

[The Six]

It's part business, too. I'm the keynoteguest speaker at the Holyrood Chapter of the I Hate Dallas Club.

Here, here. Keep the international brothers well informed. The Hate is strongest in the fall.

Oh, I tell you the days of bygone celebrations were the thing of legend. When the hills ran red... with the blood of animals and children.

[WiregrassTiger]

Make sure to get the opinions of a lot of the Scots on whether or not to fire Gus and JJ.

[dallaswareagle]

It's part business, too. I'm the keynoteguest speaker at the Holyrood Chapter of the I Hate Dallas Club.

I wondered why my invitation to speak was canceled.

[The Prowler]

1. Hire a voodoo priestess to throw some chicken bones that will cause Gus to pull his head out of his ass .....

or

2. Board a jet airplane and head to Scotland for a week of single malt drinking.

Since I don't know a voodoo priestess willing to take on such a huge task, I'm going with option 2. I leave tomorrow for a week in my happy place - you common rabble know it as Edinburgh.

Do not allow envy to consume you.

Or...

3. Start JF3 and run the read option until the defenses puke, then throw a few slants and outs with maybe a couple of deep passes every now and again, to keep the defenses off their toes. Also rolling the pocket away from Robert Leff's side might help.

Or...

4. Start Sean White and run the offense similar to the '09 season, as was stated in another post (the only negative about that? We have a guard playing left tackle and a 3* crappy player manning the right tackle position).