How I shut a bama fan up today.

[ssgaufan]

I was taking my oldest two kids to practice this afternoon, so we stopped in a store to get them something to drink.  We walk up to the counter, and the clerk notices the AU shirt that I am wearing.  At this time she looks at my daughter (she's 8 by the way) and says, "you need to tell your dad to get a better shirt".  My little girl politely shook her head no.  The clerk then tells her to say roll tide, this time my daughter said no, and informed her that that was a bad word at our house.  The clerk said, "ahh come on, just say roll tide" again, so at this time I say to the lady, they haven't been alive long enough to remember when bama was relevant.  She couldn't say anything, but if looks could kill, then I'd be dead.  I laughed all the way to the truck.  Oh yeah, I am extremely proud of my daughter!  :thumbsup:

[Jumbo]

Thats some funny shit.

[AUChizad]

It seems that every gas station attendant in the state is an Alabama fan hell-bent on harassing us barners. I've had one similar account (I don't really wear hats that much so the only time I'm wearing Auburn stuff is game day), but my roommate who does wear an Auburn hat has said he's been harassed at least 5 times by gas station attendants in the last couple of weeks.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I never knew there were so many Indian/Arabic Bammers.

[Snaggletiger]

My son, 8 years old too, tells people the same thing.  "That's a dirty word".

On a side note, guess what I found myself doing at the grocery store last night?  Walked by the magazine rack and there was a stack of Sports Ill's with Bama on the cover.  Right up front.  Without any wasted motion, I performed my civic duty and neatly placed a copy of Black Hair magazine over the SI.

I'm just trying to help.

[Come Honor Face]

Good Stuff

[Saniflush]

neatly placed a copy of Black Hair magazine over the SI.

They will never be seen again.  You know how the Machine feels about people of color.  and women. and non greeks.  I guess most everyone actually.

[stewiegriffin]

Every time stewie jr has on AU gear (he's 3) some fuck head, slack jawed, moron bammer has to make a comment - what a cute kid but an ugly shirt ,  tell yer diddy to git you a bammer shirt. What really pisses me off though is someone trying to get him to say "row tahd", I would just about slap a motherfucker for that.

[Buzz Killington]

Every time stewie jr has on AU gear (he's 3) some fuck head, slack jawed, moron bammer has to make a comment - what a cute kid but an ugly shirt ,  tell yer diddy to git you a bammer shirt. What really pisses me off though is someone trying to get him to say "row tahd", I would just about slap a motherfucker for that.

I taught little Hugh the Around the Bowl cheer in hopes that just one of those mouthbreathers tries to get him to sat ro ti.

[The Prowler]

On a side note, guess what I found myself doing at the grocery store last night?  Walked by the magazine rack and there was a stack of Sports Ill's with Bama on the cover.  Right up front.  Without any wasted motion, I performed my civic duty and neatly placed a copy of Black Hair magazine over the SI.

I'm just trying to help.

HAHAHA......I do the same thing.  But sometimes I flip them around, and individually place them behind other magazines all along the magazine rack.  The last time I did it, I continued shopping, then I came back to see if there was any mouthbreathers looking for the SI or the Forbes....And, low and behold, there were two bammers looking for them.  The funniest part was that they asked the cashier lady next to me where they were, she said that if they aren't over there then they don't have anymore.....LOL

I do that EVERYWHERE I go, LOL.  WAR FUCKIN' EAGLE.

[Jumbo]

HAHAHA......I do the same thing.  But sometimes I flip them around, and individually place them behind other magazines all along the magazine rack.  The last time I did it, I continued shopping, then I came back to see if there was any mouthbreathers looking for the SI or the Forbes....And, low and behold, there were two bammers looking for them.  The funniest part was that they asked the cashier lady next to me where they were, she said that if they aren't over there then they don't have anymore.....LOL

I do that EVERYWHERE I go, LOL.  WAR FUCKIN' EAGLE.

Do work :thumbsup: