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Qui Qui I Will Wee Wee On You

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Qui Qui I Will Wee Wee On You
« on: February 10, 2016, 12:29:36 PM »
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A pissed-off passenger who was not allowed to smoke or drink alcohol aboard a Paris-bound plane took out his frustrations on a fellow flier by urinating on him.

The mile-high waterworks forced the Air Meditarranee flight from Algiers to divert to Lyon when flight attendants pinned the shirtless goon after a free-for-all, the MailOnline reported.

Another man involved in the melee also was removed from the Airbus A321 at Lyon, where the charter flight was delayed for about three hours.

The airline, based in Toulouse, uses Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris as its hub for domestic flights and international routes to the Canary Islands, Greece and Lebanon, among other destinations.

The pee-brain isn’t the first flier to relieve himself outside of an airplane bathroom.

In September, a man was arrested at Portland International Airport in Oregon after he allegedly urinated on fellow passengers on a JetBlue flight from Alaska.

The 27-year-old man, who had been sleeping for most of the flight, stood up and began peeing through the space between the seats in front of him.

In 2011, French actor Gerard Depardieu was ejected from a CityJet flight from Paris to Dublin after he wet the aisle while the plane was taxiing to a runway.

He fumed that he needed to use the toilet, but was told he would have to wait until the plane was airborne.
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Re: Qui Qui I Will Wee Wee On You
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2016, 01:26:08 PM »
On a flight from New York to Dublin Ireland, after we landed they had the local cops board the plane and escort off three people off. They could not make that 6 hour flight without smoking, so they went into the bathroom, bent down into the commode flip the little lid and blew smoke into the blew water. Smoke detectors went off anyway.   As they escorted them off, most folks clapped. 
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2016, 02:09:51 PM »
On a flight from New York to Dublin Ireland, after we landed they had the local cops board the plane and escort off three people off. They could not make that 6 hour flight without smoking, so they went into the bathroom, bent down into the commode flip the little lid and blew smoke into the blew water. Smoke detectors went off anyway.   As they escorted them off, most folks clapped.

cool story, bro.
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Re: Qui Qui I Will Wee Wee On You
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2016, 02:54:59 PM »
On a flight from New York to Dublin Ireland, after we landed they had the local cops board the plane and escort off three people off. They could not make that 6 hour flight without smoking, so they went into the bathroom, bent down into the commode flip the little lid and blew smoke into the blew water. Smoke detectors went off anyway.   As they escorted them off, most folks clapped.
Even if the smoke detectors didn't go off, I'm sure their faces turned blue fr that blew water. What a group of morans.
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Re: Qui Qui I Will Wee Wee On You
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2016, 03:24:22 PM »
cool story, bro.
Do you think he has time to tell it again?
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2016, 07:27:37 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2016, 09:55:01 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2016, 11:14:36 AM »
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Re: Qui Qui I Will Wee Wee On You
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2016, 11:53:26 AM »
:facepalm:


Air Lingus flight, that's how they spelled it.  :haha:
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2016, 12:13:33 PM »
This thread blues.
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