This is absolute trash

[AWK]

Fucking explain it to me?  We are up 10 - 3 against a rival.  Our offense is doing well running the ball.   Our defense is doing well.   So, our brilliant fucking coach decides we should put in the injured quarterback and throw the ball every down?   What in the actual fuck?   Then, after we go three and out...we put him back in the fucking game.   Then, we decide to run a trick play on the 5 yard line.  We decide not to run Jovon Robinson... I am infuriated and sickened...

That was the most fucking terrible coaching performance I have ever seen.   Gus Malzahn should be fired today.  Not tomorrow, not at the end of the year, not after next year when he fucks up the 2016 season...Fucking today.  I have never seen a coach fuck up decisions and put a team in a losing position as much as Gus.  Oh yeah, and fire Tweedledum Jay Jacobs too.   

[Snaggletiger]

Just got back in from the game.  Haven't and won't read the game thread.  Bottom line AWK, this one is on GUS.  I finally snapped today.  Not snapped, just finally threw up my hands.  JJ didn't play bad.  He didn't play good either. The play calling totally handcuffed him and the whole offense.  Look at our passing numbers.  What...3 yards per pass?  The play calling was sling it to the side...run...sling it to the side...run...run...sling it to the side...run....sling it to the side...run...run...run....sling it to the side....put in Sean...pass...pass...pass....wait, check to see if Jovon is still sitting on the bench....pass.....pass....

Those I was texting with will confirm at 10-3 I said it was over.  We lose.  How the fuck can you take everything you did against UK, Arky and A&M and drop it in the trash...and then pull this shit.  The D held them to 243 total yards...and we LOST.  We had equal, if not better talent than Georgia.  That was coaching or lack thereof 100%.  Mark mah werds.  Call that same game this Saturday....and Idaho beats us.  They can score. 

[Jumbo]

I think the pressure has gotten to Gus. We'll he hasn't seen anything yet compared to next year when we start off 3-3.

[Kaos]

This entire day was fucked up. 

Alabama beat Dak Prescott like a PCB Spring Breaker.
LSU looked like complete dogshit and lost to Arkansas and that fat bastard fuck.
The Hogs are in second place in the SEC-W and people think that bloated piece of cooz can coach.
Vandy beat Kentucky.
Oregon killed Stanford - which wasn't worth a shit anyway.
Oklahoma killed Baylor.
Okie State fiddle fucked around with a pussy Iowa State

Meanwhile the caveman picked up 200 yards against a shit MSU defense.
Notre Dame "dominated" some fuckwad team that isn't worth a shit.
The Clemson Fighting Penis Faces held off a terrible Syracuse team
Ohio State was sooo fucking impressive in beating whatever corpse they beat. 

That's an apocalyptic "final four" in my opinion.  I wouldn't watch any of those teams play. 

Fuck them.

This day sucks.

[djsimp]

Bright side is the Panthers will remain undefeated tomorrow.

[The Prowler]

After running for 161 yards and averaging 8.5 yards per carry in the first half, Auburn actually attempted more passes (8) than runs (5) in the third quarter.

"In the second half, we didn't do a very good job of getting that initial first down," Malzahn said. "That is when we are at our best. I think we got one first down in the third quarter and just a few in the fourth quarter. We just never got in that rhythm like we needed to be." - https://auburn.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1825858#sthash.GrTvEVse.dpuf

I'm tired of hearing how we never got a first down to get rhythm, how about just RUN THE GODDAMN BALL DOWN THEIR MOTHERFUCKIN THROATS!!! FUCK RHYTHM. Stop having the QB with a gip leg doing roll outs you piece of shit, I'm sick of hearing after nearly every other game, well we didn't do this and if we shouldn't have turned the ball over 68 times or gotten one first down the whole second half, we maybe could've won, blah, blah, blah that's on us the coaches. REALLY?!?!? You mean to tell me that your runningbacks put up 40 shy of 200 yards rushing IN THE FIRST GODDAMN HALF and you think it's a good idea to come out guns a blazin with our QBs?!?!?!? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, no seriously, just take your $100 Million dollar contract and go, stop by Jay Jacob's office and take him with you.

[jmar]

Jacob's isn't going anywhere. We know this.
The PTB have their man and Gus is his guy, as are JJ's other hires. There's no groundswell to force Jughead out at Auburn and there will be no knee jerk reaction to do so.

Yes Malzahn is failing and running out of cache' as the offensive mastermind, a tag he carried as a coordinator and playcaller. He will have the rest of this season and next year to right the ship.

I'm not calling for anyone's head but if I'm choosing my guy is Muschamp. And if it comes down to the minor argument of needing a dual threat QB to turn this around my guy is still Muschamp. I do not want him to get away in favor of another DC.

That's where I am after that abomination yesterday. I could be overreacting from the sting of this loss but my instincts tell me our program is on the decline beyond the replacement of a few staff members.

[GH2001]

Jacob's isn't going anywhere. We know this.
The PTB have their man and Gus is his guy, as are JJ's other hires. There's no groundswell to force Jughead out at Auburn and there will be no knee jerk reaction to do so.

Yes Malzahn is failing and running out of cache' as the offensive mastermind, a tag he carried as a coordinator and playcaller. He will have the rest of this season and next year to right the ship.

I'm not calling for anyone's head but if I'm choosing my guy is Muschamp. And if it comes down to the minor argument of needing a dual threat QB to turn this around my guy is still Muschamp. I do not want him to get away in favor of another DC.

That's where I am after that abomination yesterday. I could be overreacting from the sting of this loss but my instincts tell me our program is on the decline beyond the replacement of a few staff members.

We give up one offensive touchdown (and only then because of a stupid ass facemask) and you are putting Muschamp as the guy who needs to go? His d has performed more than well enough to win the last two games. 300 and 240 yards respectively. They are at least improving now. Snags is right. Shit is on Gus and only Gus. The playcalling was bewildering.

[wesfau2]

We give up one offensive touchdown (and only then because of a stupid ass facemask) and you are putting Muschamp as the guy who needs to go? His d has performed more than well enough to win the last two games. 300 and 240 yards respectively. They are at least improving now. Snags is right. Shit is on Gus and only Gus. The playcalling was bewildering.

Jmar speaks gibberish, but you misunderstood him I think.

[GH2001]

Jmar speaks gibberish, but you misunderstood him I think.

It was absolute gibberish. So I probably did.

[Snaggletiger]

We give up one offensive touchdown (and only then because of a stupid ass facemask) and you are putting Muschamp as the guy who needs to go? His d has performed more than well enough to win the last two games. 300 and 240 yards respectively. They are at least improving now. Snags is right. Shit is on Gus and only Gus. The playcalling was bewildering.

I am???  Nobody's ever said that before.  Thanks.

[djsimp]

It was absolute gibberish. So I probably did.

Yeah, Ima thinking jmar is giving Muschamp googly eyes and wants to have his baby.

[Snaggletiger]

Yeah, Ima thinking jmar is giving Muschamp googly eyes and wants to have his baby.

Well let's be fair.  Who wouldn't?

[djsimp]

Well let's be fair.  Who wouldn't?

That would be one mean and grumpy baby that likes to headbutt.

[jmar]

It was absolute gibberish. So I probably did.

How the fuck do you misunderstand that post?

[djsimp]

How the fuck do you misunderstand that post?

He's from Georgia.

[bottomfeeder]

I don't have the answers, and apparently Bo and Sully were forced to back JJ's choice. This makes JJ practically blameless with respect to the hire. Instead, it puts two AU greats in somewhat of a bad light. I'm sick of whole damn thing. Another Xanax game in 2 weeks and that's if I decide to watch the carnage. Fuck me.


https://www.seccountry.com/auburn/5-things-every-auburn-fan-needs-to-know-today-2

[GH2001]

He's from Georgia.

Just work there. But it does rub off.