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Fat Bastard Week

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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2015, 09:47:57 PM »

You don't get to look like this by doing that.


You guys say what you will but the man has really nice tits.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2015, 10:53:02 AM »
You guys say what you will but the man has really nice tits.
They're kind of veiny.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2015, 11:23:03 AM »
He is greasy, like he suffers from the constant meat sweats.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2015, 12:19:22 PM »
I wonder at one time if he had a innie, but go so fat it pushed it to an outie?
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2015, 12:56:55 PM »
His insides are the same size as ours. That's a scary thought
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2015, 04:06:09 PM »
I think we win big Saturday.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2015, 04:09:02 PM »
I think we win big Saturday.

A relaxing, fun football game to watch and we win easy.


That would be something fucking different for a change.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2015, 04:31:07 PM »
The weather getting rough...time to go on a 3 hour tour.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2015, 04:42:49 PM »
The weather getting rough...time to go on a 3 hour tour.

First ban swept through here this morning, some places got 6" in about 3 hours. Second ban is forming out west now and suppose to be in DFW around 8 or 9 tonight and heading northeast.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2015, 05:05:30 PM »
I think we win big Saturday.
I didn't even realize that we have an equestrian meet this weekend.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #50 on: October 23, 2015, 07:06:01 PM »
I think we win big Saturday.
Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #51 on: October 23, 2015, 07:13:14 PM »
WHILE PUSSIES LIKE YOU WERE BACK HERE PARTYING! PUTTING HEADBANDS ON! DOING DRUGS! LISTENING TO THE GOTDAM BEATLES ALBUM! AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH!
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #52 on: October 23, 2015, 09:05:30 PM »
I didn't even realize that we have an equestrian meet this weekend.

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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #53 on: October 23, 2015, 11:23:07 PM »
I think we win big Saturday.
By atleast 3 points.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #54 on: October 24, 2015, 12:34:59 AM »
     Finally wrapped up some work that had to get done today, been watching some fooseball and drinking a beverage.  Getting pumped about the game tomorrow, trying to decide whether to try and get some sleep or just drink straight thru til the game.  I don't know if we're going to win or not, but I'm liking our chances.
      As a fat guy, I have decided everybody picks on Bret because he's fat.  If he was skinny, everybody would think his media comments were cute similar to Spurrier's.  I came to this conclusion after the dustup with the Texas Tech Nancy Boy coach Ryan Gosling wannbe. 
     To rehash, after a nice win over the hogs, Nancy Boy calls out Bret because he supposedly made some highly offensive remarks about spread offenses at a coaching convention in Houston the previous summer.  The media jumped all over Bret about his big mouth and how this was another embarrassing incident for the Ark coach.  Everyone just assumes Nancy Boy is telling the truth (he's skinny and cute, he must be telling the truth), even though there were absolutely no reports of these offensive comments at the time.  Bret can make a sarcastic comment about his B10 record being better than $aban's in a backwater Arkansas fund raiser and it makes national news, but somehow when speaking in front of a Texas high school coaches convention in the 4th largest city in the nation, he made offensive comments to these coaches and nobody reported it.  Right.
    You guys are just a bunch of bullies picking on the poor fat kid.
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #55 on: October 24, 2015, 01:25:44 AM »
  You guys are just a bunch of bullies picking on the poor fat kid.

And?
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Re: Fat Bastard Week
« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2015, 06:54:25 PM »
     Finally wrapped up some work that had to get done today, been watching some fooseball and drinking a beverage.  Getting pumped about the game tomorrow, trying to decide whether to try and get some sleep or just drink straight thru til the game.  I don't know if we're going to win or not, but I'm liking our chances.
      As a fat guy, I have decided everybody picks on Bret because he's fat.  If he was skinny, everybody would think his media comments were cute similar to Spurrier's.  I came to this conclusion after the dustup with the Texas Tech Nancy Boy coach Ryan Gosling wannbe. 
     To rehash, after a nice win over the hogs, Nancy Boy calls out Bret because he supposedly made some highly offensive remarks about spread offenses at a coaching convention in Houston the previous summer.  The media jumped all over Bret about his big mouth and how this was another embarrassing incident for the Ark coach.  Everyone just assumes Nancy Boy is telling the truth (he's skinny and cute, he must be telling the truth), even though there were absolutely no reports of these offensive comments at the time.  Bret can make a sarcastic comment about his B10 record being better than $aban's in a backwater Arkansas fund raiser and it makes national news, but somehow when speaking in front of a Texas high school coaches convention in the 4th largest city in the nation, he made offensive comments to these coaches and nobody reported it.  Right.
    You guys are just a bunch of bullies picking on the poor fat kid.

Spurrier won conference titles and made sense. Just sayin.
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