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djsimp

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Re: That Guy
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2015, 06:09:26 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 29, 2015, 04:15:51 PM
You'll need a truck to pull it.

Yes, but you can't fit a camel through an eye of a needle.
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2015, 06:14:40 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on September 29, 2015, 06:09:26 PM
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 29, 2015, 04:15:51 PM
You'll need a truck to pull it.
Yes, but you can't fit a camel through an eye of a needle.
no need for a truck to tow it, if you have a good camel toe
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2015, 08:03:01 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on September 29, 2015, 06:09:26 PM
Yes, but you can't fit a camel through an eye of a needle.

Sounds pretty cool
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2015, 12:49:10 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on September 29, 2015, 04:32:56 PM
How small is your johnson exactly?

At my age, ftwofitty works harder!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2015, 07:11:43 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 29, 2015, 08:03:01 PM
Sounds pretty cool
Be a lot cooler if you did.
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2015, 09:26:25 AM »
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2015, 10:39:58 AM »
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2015, 05:04:38 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 30, 2015, 09:26:25 AM


Looks like sex in a canoe:

Fuckin near water.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: That Guy
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2015, 09:48:21 AM »
The worst is when 'That Guy" is a girl.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: That Guy
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2015, 01:11:13 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on October 02, 2015, 09:48:21 AM
The worst is when 'That Guy" is a girl.
Sheena was a man.
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2015, 01:24:01 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on October 02, 2015, 01:11:13 PM
Sheena was a man.





So was he, or he is, or she was, or she is?   :huh:
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« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2015, 01:43:43 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 02, 2015, 01:24:01 PM




So was he, or he is, or she was, or she is?   :huh:
He looks better as a girl.
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #32 on: October 02, 2015, 02:19:04 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on October 02, 2015, 01:43:43 PM
He looks better as a girl.


Does he to get to play from the ladies tee now?
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: That Guy
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2015, 02:25:16 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on October 02, 2015, 01:11:13 PM
Sheena was a man.

Lemme' get a little of that Funky Cold Medina.
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Re: That Guy
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2015, 02:48:21 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on October 02, 2015, 01:11:13 PM
Sheena was a man.

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 02, 2015, 02:25:16 PM
Lemme' get a little of that Funky Cold Medina.


I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener.


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