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NOT a suspect
« on: August 21, 2015, 01:22:51 PM »
http://www.etonline.com/news/170394_police_search_gene_simmons_home_reportedly_for_child_pornography/

Multiple reports that police raided Gene Simmons' home today looking for evidence related to a child pornography case. 

About half the headlines don't bother to mention that neither Gene nor any member of his family is a suspect.  No idea who they are looking for, but apparently someone who stayed there while Gene was on tour and the rest of the family was gone. 

Since most people only read headlines, and since Jared just went down (haha) this is going to unfairly stick to him and with him forever.  Fucking media.

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Re: NOT a suspect
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2015, 01:58:56 PM »
Well, he did have Jared over for dinner a few months ago.
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Re: NOT a suspect
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2015, 05:19:54 PM »
Sounds like he had some fucked up people crash his house.
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Re: NOT a suspect
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2015, 02:17:40 PM »
Why does he still wear that thing on his head?
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Re: NOT a suspect
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2015, 02:27:50 PM »
Why does he still wear that thing on his head?

You anti-Semite, it's called a merkin. 
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2015, 02:35:44 PM »
You anti-Semite, it's called a merkin.

Why would he be wearing a pickle on his head?
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Re: NOT a suspect
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2015, 04:35:15 PM »
You anti-Semite, it's called a merkin.
It's black, so is it an African merkin?
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Re: NOT a suspect
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2015, 05:03:24 PM »
hustle = snicker
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