Yep...need a bigger boat

[The Six]

Is this the biggest shark ever captured on film? At 20 feet long, maybe

Researchers posted a video this week of a shark that could be the largest ever captured on film.

Mauricio Hoyos Padilla, director-general of the nonprofit marine research organization Pelagios-Kakunjá, posted the video of a female shark he calls Deep Blue. The video of the animal was shot off the western coast of Mexico, according to Hoyos Padilla.

A story in the Huffington Post said it was unclear when the video was shot as Hoyos Padilla had not responded to a question about it.

The shark is thought to be about 20 feet long, and could be as old as 50. She is believed to be pregnant.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2015/08/is_this_the_biggest_shark_ever.html#incart_river

[Snaggletiger]

Several years ago, we ran across a whale shark off Grayton Beach.  The boat we were in was 19 foot and the whale shark was just a little bit longer.  They're docile.  Eat plankton and sponge bobs and shit.  That thing right there is a killing machine with a buttload of razor sharp toofies. If I was one of those divers, the video would most likely catch a cloudy, brown substance rising from the back of my wet suit.

[Godfather]

Several years ago, we ran across a whale shark off Grayton Beach.  The boat we were in was 19 foot and the whale shark was just a little bit longer.  They're docile.  Eat plankton and sponge bobs and shit.  That thing right there is a killing machine with a buttload of razor sharp toofies. If I was one of those divers, the video would most likely catch a cloudy, brown substance rising from the back of my wet suit.

So the same result as when Mrs. Snaggle gets angry then.

[Snaggletiger]

So the same result as when Mrs. Snaggle gets angry then.

No dumbass.  I'm not in the water when she gets angry so it runs down my leg.  Duh!!!

[Pell City Tiger]

Several years ago, we ran across a whale shark off Grayton Beach.  The boat we were in was 19 foot and the whale shark was just a little bit longer.  They're docile.  Eat plankton and sponge bobs and shit.  That thing right there is a killing machine with a buttload of razor sharp toofies. If I was one of those divers, the video would most likely catch a cloudy, brown substance rising from the back of my wet suit.

You're damn straight! The people up on the boat would have seen a wad of small bubbles rise to the surface, followed by a great big one. It would have been like this: "blub-blub-blub-blub HOLY SHIT!" followed immediately by the brown cloud.

[Snaggletiger]

You're damn straight! The people up on the boat would have seen a wad of small bubbles rise to the surface, followed by a great big one. It would have been like this: "blub-blub-blub-blub HOLY SHIT!" followed immediately by the brown cloud.

Blub blub pull me blub blub the fuck blud up blub blub NOW blub...brown cloudy...blub NOW DAMN YOU blub.





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[Pell City Tiger]

Blub blub pull me blub blub the fuck blud up blub blub NOW blub...brown cloudy...blub NOW DAMN YOU blub.





blub

With this immediately thereafter!

[Snaggletiger]

Yep, that about sums it up.

[Saniflush]

She is believed to be pregnant.

I wonder if Wes was around?  He ain't afraid to take a big girl home early in the evening.

[CCTAU]

Several years ago, we ran across a whale shark off Grayton Beach.  The boat we were in was 19 foot and the whale shark was just a little bit longer.  They're docile.  Eat plankton and sponge bobs and shit.  That thing right there is a killing machine with a buttload of razor sharp toofies. If I was one of those divers, the video would most likely catch a cloudy, brown substance rising from the back of my wet suit.

Just a bit of info, nothing comes out of those wet suits. (no, no even piss) No one would have seen your brown cloud. Only after the shark bit you in half would your nastinest have oozed out. But I get the sentiment and would have been right there with you.


Oh hell. Who am I kidding. I ain't getting in no shark water...EVER!