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Indescribably Goon
« on: May 07, 2015, 08:22:05 PM »
http://www.abc3340.com/story/29009948/naked-man-breaks-into-house-by-jail-and-eats-fried-chicken

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Naked man breaks into house by jail and eats fried chicken

Posted: May 07, 2015 7:01 PM CDT
Updated: May 07, 2015 7:01 PM CDT
By Robert RichardsonCONNECT
 
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TALLADEGA, Ala. -
Talladega police arrested a man they found naked and eating chicken in a house next to the county jail.

Investigators said 24-year-old George Leverous Bennett is charged with second-degree burglary.  He got out of the Talladega County Jail on Tuesday afternoon and took off his clothes as he walked away from the detention center.

A patrol officer was on his way to the jail to drop off a prisoner when he noticed the naked man walking away from the building, wearing only tennis shoes.  The officer was unable to go after Bennett, since he had another suspect in the car, so he alerted jail staff, deputies, and other officers who came to search for the man.

Investigators located him when the owner of a house nearby called 911 to report a naked man broke into her house.  She told police the man kicked open her back door and made his way to the kitchen.  She and her three children ran out of the house.

Officers found Bennett eating fried chicken from Zaxby's, valued at $13.98.  Talladega police tell ABC 33/40 the man was spitting chicken out of his mouth when they walked in.

Bennett's original arrest was for disorderly conduct and disturbing the peace.  He posted a $1,000 bond before his release.  He is back behind bars at the Talladega County Jail with no bond for the burglary charge.
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Re: Indescribably Goon
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2015, 10:09:01 PM »
Here he comes, boogity boogity!
There he goes, boogity boogity!
And he ain't wearin' no clothes!
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Indescribably Goon
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2015, 10:23:21 PM »
Here he comes, boogity boogity!
There he goes, boogity boogity!
And he ain't wearin' no clothes!

Look out, Ethel.

It was too late.
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Re: Indescribably Goon
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2015, 10:25:56 PM »
Look out, Ethel.

It was too late.
He flashed her in front of the shock absorbers.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Indescribably Goon
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2015, 10:29:13 PM »
Don't look, Ethel! But it was too late. She'd
 already got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of the
 home team.
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Re: Indescribably Goon
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2015, 10:30:03 PM »
Obviously, my recall of The Streak is somewhat skewed.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Indescribably Goon
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2015, 10:42:38 PM »
Don't look, Ethel! But it was too late. She'd
 already got a free shot. Grandstandin', right there in front of the
 home team.
He was a dribbling.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Indescribably Goon
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2015, 11:33:54 PM »
I never thought I'd see the day where a man couldn't get naked and eat some chicken.
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