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BREAKING: Updyke Still a Human Piece of Shit

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Re: BREAKING: Updyke Still a Human Piece of Shit
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2014, 02:38:41 PM »
Then He KISSED Me
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: BREAKING: Updyke Still a Human Piece of Shit
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2014, 02:52:10 PM »
KISS on his list.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: BREAKING: Updyke Still a Human Piece of Shit
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2014, 02:53:39 PM »
KISS Cam
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: BREAKING: Updyke Still a Human Piece of Shit
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2014, 02:54:25 PM »
If that ain't country, I'll KISS your ass.
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Re: BREAKING: Updyke Still a Human Piece of Shit
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2014, 03:02:39 PM »
I Wanna Kiss You All Over :s&m: :dead: :ebm: :getoff: :hulk:
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: BREAKING: Updyke Still a Human Piece of Shit
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2014, 03:16:16 PM »
Hey y'all, Pale Rider is back.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: BREAKING: Updyke Still a Human Piece of Shit
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2014, 04:25:10 PM »
He kissed a cat...and he liked it.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: BREAKING: Updyke Still a Human Piece of Shit
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2014, 09:28:48 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 11, 2014, 04:25:10 PM
He kissed a cat...and he liked it.

well done sir....a triple play on words.

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Re: BREAKING: Updyke Still a Human Piece of Shit
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2014, 10:50:21 AM »
KISS of Life
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Re: BREAKING: Updyke Still a Human Piece of shoot
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2014, 11:46:31 AM »
Kiss my grits.
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