The SEC's best traditions:
Alabama: Impregnating female members of your immediate family.
Arkansas: Chaining fat men to trees and remarking on their pretty mouths.
LSU: Throwing Ziploc bags of urine to welcome visiting fans.
Ole Miss: Hating black people except for three hours on Saturday. Oh I wish I was in Dixie, hooray!
Texas A&M: Homosexuality and an inferiority complex.
Florida: Fake breasts and jorts.
South Carolina: Douchiness.
Vanderbilt: Taking SEC handouts and playing in other team's Homecoming games.
Kentucky: Basketball
Missouri: MIZ-ZOU-M O U S E. Worst cheer ever.
Mississippi State: Next year.
Tennessee: Making moonshine and diddling hunting dogs
Georgia: No cigars