I WANT MCNUGGETS!

[Vandy Vol]

If someone comes in at 10:30AM and wants chicken McNuggets, well by-fucking-God, you better have some ready.  Otherwise, some raving lunatic will threaten to assume her true form and digest your face.

[Pell City Tiger]

Imagine being the poor asshole in the car that drives up to the window after she left.

If it were me, I'd be very tempted to say, "WHERE'S MY FUCKING BISCUIT? I WANT MY FUCKING BISCUIT NOW, OR I'M GOING TO UNLEASH A DEMON LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!"

[Vandy Vol]

http://www.nbc24.com/news/story.aspx?id=396613

TOLEDO, OHIO -- An East Toledo woman became so enraged that chicken nuggets were not available at a Toledo McDonald's that she punched through the drive-thru window.

Toledo Police say Melodi Dushane, 24, stopped at the fast-food restaurant at Front and Main Streets in East Toledo early Friday morning and asked for chicken nuggets.  When the drive-thru attendant told her the restaurant was only serving breakfast and that the item was not available, Dushane reached through the window and punched the attendant in the mouth.

After a night manager came to the window, Dushane began swinging her fists at her.  The manager attempted to pull Dushane through the window by her hair.  After being released, Dushane then punched through the drive-thru's glass window.

Dushane was treated at Mercy St. Charles Hospital for her injuries and then incarcerated at the Lucas County Jail.

In court on Saturday, Dushane pleaded not guilty to a felony vandalism charge.   She was released from police custody on her own recognizance and is scheduled to be in court next on Jan. 28.

McDonald's employees did not report any injuries to police.

A judge has ordered that Dushane not visit the 90 Main St. McDonald's location again.

[jmar]

http://www.nbc24.com/news/story.aspx?id=396613

Too much processed meat and an addiction to Dragonball Z (based on her threatening words at the window)
You know what we do to witches...

[The Six]

if she wasn't from ohio, i'd call bammer on this witch

[jmar]

if she wasn't from ohio, i'd call bammer on this witch

Let's call it a displaced bammer.

[Kaos]

That McDonalds is lucky they didn't try to put tomatoes on my order.  That woman's reaction would have looked like Mary Poppins in comparison to the hell I would have unleashed on them.

[dallaswareagle]

http://www.nbc24.com/news/story.aspx?id=396613

Anybody that would go that batshit over a food order could be fun in bed.

[Buzz Killington]

if she wasn't from ohio, i'd call bammer on this witch

tOSU fan most likely.  Not much difference, other than the accent.

[jmar]

Anybody that would go that batshit over a food order could be fun in bed.

IDK but I would supply the doughnuts and nuggets if I could see Token subdue this wolverine solo w/o a firearm.

[smooth_operator]

IDK but I would supply the doughnuts and nuggets if I could see Token subdue this wolverine solo w/o a firearm.

He might need condoms too.

[bgreene]

IDK but I would supply the doughnuts and nuggets if I could see Token subdue this wolverine solo w/o a firearm.

For a Coke Zero he might do anything.