Dumbo Swinney: We'll take 'em all

[Kaos]

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/10826834/dabo-swinney-coach-clemson-tigers-responds-religious-organization

 "Players of any faith or no faith at all are welcome in our program."

Translation:

We'll take Baptists, Methodists, Episcopals, Lutherans, Presbyterians, Church of Gods, Church of Christs, and even some of them Catholics.  We'd even take a Jehovah Witness or a Mennonite but there ain't hardly no athletes in them churches.  One time we seen one of them heathern Mormons and we'd a took him, but we wasn't sure what Mormons ate.